la.lovesorange
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On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to
> > get
into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight
attendant noticed his predicament. "Sir," she said, "you may use the ladies
room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
> >
> > He went in and did what he needed to do, and as he sat there he
noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified
by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he
touched them?
> >
> > He couldn't resist...he pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently
> > upon
his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice
things like this.
> >
> > Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
> >
> > When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff
caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom is more than a restroom, it is
tender loving pleasure! When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he
couldn't wait to push the ATR button, which he knew would be supreme
ecstasy.
> >
> >
> >
> > Next thing he knew, he was in a hospital and, as soon as he opened
> > his
eyes, saw a nurse staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
> >
> > "What happened?" he exclaimed.
> >
> > "You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse.
> >
> > "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your
penis is under your pillow."
> >
> > Men Never Listen. :shakehead:
:lolup: :lolup: :lolup: :lolup:
> > get
into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight
attendant noticed his predicament. "Sir," she said, "you may use the ladies
room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
> >
> > He went in and did what he needed to do, and as he sat there he
noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified
by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he
touched them?
> >
> > He couldn't resist...he pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently
> > upon
his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice
things like this.
> >
> > Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
> >
> > When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff
caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom is more than a restroom, it is
tender loving pleasure! When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he
couldn't wait to push the ATR button, which he knew would be supreme
ecstasy.
> >
> >
> >
> > Next thing he knew, he was in a hospital and, as soon as he opened
> > his
eyes, saw a nurse staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
> >
> > "What happened?" he exclaimed.
> >
> > "You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse.
> >
> > "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your
penis is under your pillow."
> >
> > Men Never Listen. :shakehead:
:lolup: :lolup: :lolup: :lolup:
