la.lovesorange
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A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to
> spend the afternoon with her for $500. So they do.
> Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have
> any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary
> write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment,
> "Rent For Apartment." On the way to the office he
> regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole
> event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary
> send a check for $250 and encloses the following typed
> note: "Dear Madam, Enclosed find check in the amount
> of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending
> the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the
> apartment, I was under the impression that: 1) It had
> never been occupied; 2) There was plenty of heat; 3)
> It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
> However, I found out that it had been previously
> occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was
> entirely too large." Upon receipt of the note, the
> girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the
> following note: "Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot
> understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to
> remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there
> is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
> Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed regular,
> but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
> please do not blame the landlady."
>
>
>
> spend the afternoon with her for $500. So they do.
> Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have
> any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary
> write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment,
> "Rent For Apartment." On the way to the office he
> regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole
> event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary
> send a check for $250 and encloses the following typed
> note: "Dear Madam, Enclosed find check in the amount
> of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending
> the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the
> apartment, I was under the impression that: 1) It had
> never been occupied; 2) There was plenty of heat; 3)
> It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
> However, I found out that it had been previously
> occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was
> entirely too large." Upon receipt of the note, the
> girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the
> following note: "Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot
> understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to
> remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there
> is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
> Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed regular,
> but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
> please do not blame the landlady."
>
>
>
