My former girl friend knew me and my friends liked this pic, so to undermine our liking it she said her cleavage looked like my butt.
My friends: Yeah, it kinda does. Maybe that's why we like Drew's but so much.
GF: You guys are so ghey.
Friends: No, not really (I love it that they wouldn't deny it or go down that road), but you started it. We probably wouldn't have noticed the similarity if you didn't mention it.