Coach Tony V goes to Dr Knuckles for his first prostate exam. The doctor gets his glove and starts doing his thing, when suddenly, he finds a $100 bill! Dr Knuc's keeps searching and finds a large amount of bills and coins at different amounts. After he's sure he got everything out, he counts it all up.
Dr Knuckles: I don't want to alarm you coach, but I just pulled $1999.99 out of your azz! Have you any idea why or how this happened?
Coach V: I guess I'm just not feeling **too grand**.