If we don’t pinch hit for Stark, TV has given up on this game. Surely we have at least one bat on the bench that is better positioned to get a hit. Maybe not but I hope so.
EDIT: okay I’m drunk from the Phillies game. TV won’t have given up, I just think we have to pinch hit here.
If you're an adult sitting behind home plate waving dong shaped balloons you are a.... punk...
I would use another word but it's not politically correct and would probably get me banned from the interwebs.