The Rockytop Hilltop War

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WoodsmanVol

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Saturday finally came. The Volunteers and Hilltoppers played their game. Everyone was expecting a Vol ground attack vs. a Hilltoppers air raid. It turned out to be a war in the heavens.
The Vols fought with their orange clad denizens, the Hilltoppers with their red clothed bedouins.
As the battle unfolded, unexpected developments forced the contest to become aerial. There was a war in the heavens. That old serpent, the devil, Doughty, proved to be too efficient against the green secondary of the U of T. Bullets, bombs, lasers, and 50 caliber rounds plastered and bedeviled the hard pressed Vols defenders. The much doubted Worley received his orders from the Butch commander. Orders that required him to be Butch’s butcher. Worley worried the Toppers with whizzing missiles, and roaring rockets, some flying in ballistic arches. There was a war in the heavens. Devil Doughty gave those Vols a devil of a time. Vols fans groans filled the air, Smokey howled and whimpered in despair. Hilltopper fans filled with pride, huffed and puffed, said they would blow the house down. Then the 4th quarter arrived. The Hilltopper offensive line that had valiantly held off the Vols pass rush all game, grew weary from the constant push of the Vols front four. The big orange men began to find Doughty again and again, and bury his RBs without an “amen.” With the war in heaven having run its course, Worley began to ride his horse. As the big offensive line sent the red tops whirling, the Vols backs took turns slashing and slicing the Toppers defense into total submission. The Butch commander wanted his troops to ease off the foe. But the boys wouldn’t do it as they felt they owed the Hill folks the hell they had promised Tennessee. So despite the Butch, they continued to hound, pound, and ground, the Hilltops all around. There was a war in Neyland. When it was over, a smoking red ruin littered the field. The blood trail marked the way to the Bowling Green. Far behind them a defiant sound could be heard in the distance. Smokey was still finding pieces of Hilltopper leftovers on the field.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxKMoqAqN1o[/youtube]
 
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1. i think war is a generous word. genocide is more accurate.

2. i will have some of whatever you are having
 
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The start of the season has given birth to some of the weirdest threads I've ever seen imo.

Couldn't agree more.

I made a comment in one of utfantilidie's random threads a while back that, I "couldn't wait until the start of the season when we had normal threads again" (or something to that effect).

Well, so much for that.
 
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Couldn't agree more.

I made a comment in one of utfantilidie's random threads a while back that, I "couldn't wait until the start of the season when we had normal threads again" (or something to that effect).

Well, so much for that.



Just wait til league play starts, smo. It'll be straight up cuckoo in here.
 
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I guess this was suppose to be witty, interesting, or something. That's 1 min I will never get back. Some people try too hard.
 
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Worley will pee lightning and fart thunder! Bob Kesling will butcher Tom Smith's name when the third string takes the field in the fourth quarter! Nipples will be pinched later that evening at a fraternity party! Majors will steal your girlfriend! Fulmer and Hamilton will move to Africa together and raise children! OP pass the doobie!
 
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:blink: So...what you are saying is we are gonna go biblical on their arses?....Old testament style, or Revelations/apocalypse style? :) I like it, a little weird, but I like it.
 
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Remember Woodsman, when playing in the woods don't eat just any old mushroom you find. LOL

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