The Top 25 Worst NCAA Mascots of All Time

[SWIL]

This seriously had me in tears!!!! *Language Warning*

Drivl.com | The Worst NCAA D-I College Mascots

lol::lolabove:ost-4-1090547912::lol:

 

[vols kick balls]

That was great. Except for tree. Tree is so awesome

 

[Vol Mania 21]

i laughed so hard in my cube at work. lol: that was great thanks swil

 

[Heebs]

No worst mascot list is complete without Oski the Bear.

 

[SWIL]

yeah- I nearly got in trouble with the boss man I was cracking up so hard!

 

[Heebs]

 

[SWIL]

My favorite has to be the Rice Owl

 

[MG1968]

Albert E. Gator looks like the Danny Glover of mascots: he's, quite frankly, getting too old for this sh**. The gator has about eight teeth, beady old man eyes, and is wearing the same huge, frumpy sweater I gave to my grandpa three Christmasses ago. Saddest. Gator. Ever.

not even an (dis)honorable mention for a red elephant?

 

[vol4eva]

The Stanford tree is horrible. If the tree looked like it hadn't been done by little kids it would be okay.

 

[XtennesseeX]

As others were saying on that blog, how is the Evergreen State College Geoduck not on there??

 

[lacrossepro70]

LOL "The Wichita State University's WuShock-It looks like an organic tampon, with "WUSHOCK!" being the exclamation you hear when someone shoves that thing up their hoonaner."

 

[getyopopcornready]

I like how the school didn't even bother to identify what their mascot is--they just named it Gunston and called it a day. It looks like Oscar the Grouch's friendly gay cousin. I bet their Sunday night dinners together are awkward:

Oscar: "Would you pass the garbage, Gunston?"
Gunston: "Puhleeese. I won't touch that stuff. I just got a manicure. Do you have any Perrier?"
Oscar: (under his breath) "...you're such a ***..."
Gunston: "Excuse me Mr. Trash Man? Oh no you di-n't!"

lol:

 

[lacrossepro70]

lol:

eek I wouldn't post that on a Cal Golden Bears forum, you might offend some people.

 

[duckman398686]

good stuff

 

[milohimself]

That was great. Except for tree. Tree is so awesome

Agreed. The tree is my hero.