The unofficial DD likes everything thread

[DD4ME]

My MIL tries to blame me as part of some mystical reason she never sees her grand kids or daughter. Apparently I look a lot like a Michelob Ultra.

 

[rockytop114]

My MIL tries to blame me as part of some mystical reason she never sees her grand kids or daughter. Apparently I look a lot like a Michelob Ultra.

Boom crackling. DD looks like a beer.

I got likey and am giving them up

 

[DD4ME]

Boom crackling. DD looks like a beer.

I got likey and am giving them up

I bottle my own sweat. Much like TRM bottles awesome.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Boom crackling. DD looks like a beer.

I got likey and am giving them up

I'm still 45 min from likes.

 

[rockytop114]

I bottle stupid

 

[jhen713]

Preach it DD!

 

[DD4ME]

My favorite MIL story.

So my son a couple years ago gets pretty bad sick. Some phantom virus that mimicked Kawasaki syndrome which kills kids. Anywho we spend New Years in a hospital. MIL comes by the next day hungover as cooter brown and proceeds to puke in his hospital bathroom. I think that was the beginning of the end for her and I.

 

[blupotato]

She sounds just heavenly, DD.

 

[Orangeslice13]

My mil called me to tell me she hated me and my 2 sons. At the end of the speech she said I should know she didn't need me in her life or anything from me and could see Red anytime with out me.

2 days later had a stroke and then moved into my house for 2 months to recover.

 

[DD4ME]

She sounds just heavenly, DD.

She's a peach and by peach I mean beech.

 

[DD4ME]

My mil called me to tell me she hated me and my 2 sons. At the end of the speech she said I should know she didn't need me in her life or anything from me and could see Red anytime with out me.

2 days later had a stroke and then moved into my house for 2 months to recover.

Karma sooks

 

[jhen713]

My MIL looks like a bullfrog. True story.

 

[DD4ME]

My MIL looks like a bullfrog. True story.

U feeling froggy?

 

[jhen713]

My favorite MIL story.

So my son a couple years ago gets pretty bad sick. Some phantom virus that mimicked Kawasaki syndrome which kills kids. Anywho we spend New Years in a hospital. MIL comes by the next day hungover as cooter brown and proceeds to puke in his hospital bathroom. I think that was the beginning of the end for her and I.

Sad for your kids. Sounds like they would be better off if she croaked. Sorry.

 

[jhen713]

U feeling froggy?

I wouldn't touch it with your shtick.

 

[DD4ME]

Sad for your kids.

We say her grandparent name and the kids are like who...

Worst part is my wife's step dad is/was a good man. Was sober for a lot of years. Now he just kind of tags along with her. He's great with my son when he is around.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I hate clowns.

Mirrors must really bother you.

 

[jhen713]

My mil called me to tell me she hated me and my 2 sons. At the end of the speech she said I should know she didn't need me in her life or anything from me and could see Red anytime with out me.

2 days later had a stroke and then moved into my house for 2 months to recover.

I would have killed her with a smile every day. Not literally kill. You know what I mean.

 

[jhen713]

Out again...

 

[DD4ME]

I wouldn't touch it with your shtick.

Ribbit

 

[Orangeslice13]

#soon.

 

[DD4ME]

Mirrors must really bother you.

Lulz

 

[jhen713]

Ribbit

OK, maybe I would. It would be good for you.

 

[DD4ME]

Kermit was the shizz when I was growing up. If he can tackle piggy I can tackle your mil.

 

[jhen713]

Dang DD, I almost puked.