Things I'd like more than losing...

[0StarGeneral]

1. Cheeto fingers for life

2. Listening to a ghetto hair-stylist's fake nails on a chalk board

3. Brain freezes

4. Nickelback

5. Being Petrino's athletic assistant

6. Being Sandusky's ball boy

7. Playing "cuddle buddies" with my mom's boyfriends when I was little again

Your turn...

Go vols

 

[marvin616]

hearing "it is what it is" one more time

 

[Volatility]

8.Using Internet Explorer as my primary browser
9.OP
10.Butt chugging

 

[Vol Karma]

11. Sex with your wife.

 

[93TNVol]

12. Crabs...at least there is medicine to kill them.

 

[Remy]

11. no novocaine or laughing gas root canals on at least 6 teeth
12. best friend and wifey asking me to go with them on the Jerry Springer Show, why I have no clue.
13. that cod they took off back when you were a teenager, well your remaining cod has the same problem now

 

[Vol Karma]

14. Prostate exam.

 

[utvolkyle06]

Dial up.

 

[VolDomination]

hearing "it is what it is" one more time

I'm with you on this one. Worst analagy ever made. What else could it be than what it is!

 

[orangeluvr]

Killer bar-be-que and beer! :wub: :wub: :wub:

 

[utvolkyle06]

Do more with less.

 

[governmentmule]

winning ?

 

[IluvdoubleD's]

The ultimate nut shot (NSFW) (also NOT sex)

Ultimate Nut Shot - YouTube

 

[mtowntim]

Dropping my balls into the garbage disposal.

 

[volfanhill]

So you prefer molestation over losing...umm ok

 

[mtowntim]

So you prefer molestation over losing...umm ok

Is there a difference?

 

[AV_12]

Another beer or three

 

[Biopsyman]

Zipping up our Johnson

 

[volgrad500]

All Beiber, all the time

 

[bullet20]

Being force to watch an episode of Honey BooBoo. :fool::vava::ill_h4h:

 

[hillarious_vol]

Miley Cyrus twerking...

 

[photovol]

Winning?

 

[volsfansince4387]

So you prefer molestation over losing...umm ok

You wouldn't take one for the team to beat the gators or bama?

Not a true fan IMO.

 

[gnm53108]

Dropping my balls into the garbage disposal.

Twice.

 

[rjd970]

Disagree about Nickleback, but it's close.