Things I'm happy about today

[Orangeredblooded]

I always pack light, so I never checks bags. When I left Miami knowing I would be gone for at least two months, I got it all in carry on. I will be shipping a box though when I return.

I hope you appropriately packed your box of wine with bubble plastic.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I always pack light, so I never checks bags. When I left Miami knowing I would be gone for at least two months, I got it all in carry on. I will be shipping a box though when I return.

Yeah, you also don't try to pack a different pair of shoes for each day either....

 

[82_VOL_83]

Yeah, you also don't try to pack a different pair of shoes for each day either....

I don't own that many shoes, much less pairs of shoes.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Yeah, you also don't try to pack a different pair of shoes for each day either....

Yeah, helps that I don’t wear shoes.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I hope you appropriately packed your box of wine with bubble plastic.

That reminds me, I need to go to my cellar in Oakland so I can ship myself some wine.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

That reminds me, I need to go to my cellar in Oakland so I can ship myself some wine.

Still in Cali?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Yeah, but chances are you get to witness a melee at the Miami airport, so extra entertainment thrown in.

Definitely it is maximum potential for fisticuffs.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Still in Cali?

Yep.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I don't own that many shoes, much less pairs of shoes.

Looking at her packing now. Over half the suitcase she's going to ship will be shoes.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

That reminds me, I need to go to my cellar in Oakland so I can ship myself some wine.

I would have thought you have ‘people’ for that.

 

[NorCalVol67]

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I would have thought you have ‘people’ for that.

My ex has the key, so I haven’t been able to get into it.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

My ex has the key, so I haven’t been able to get into it.

Ummmmm, someone wasn’t good at the bargaining table.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

My ex has the key, so I haven’t been able to get into it.

She's an ex and still has you by the balls...

 

[NorCalVol67]

She doesn’t know where the newer location is and doesn’t know the locker number, so she can’t access without me.

 

[NorCalVol67]

She's an ex and still has you by the balls...

If she had me by the balls we would still be married.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

If she had me by the balls we would still be married.

Amen brother

She holds the keys to the wine cellar...that's a lot of leverage, ha ha

 

[NorCalVol67]

Amen brother

She holds the keys to the wine cellar...that's a lot of leverage, ha ha

Haha, we like different styles of wine, so I’m not worried. I had a very expensive, perfect scoring, sought after bottle a rep had given me, and I gave it to her after the divorce because I knew I wouldn’t care for it.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Haha, we like different styles of wine, so I’m not worried. I had a very expensive, perfect scoring, sought after bottle a rep had given me, and I gave it to her after the divorce because I knew I wouldn’t care for it.

I wanted to put "With this ring, I hand my balls over to you" in my wedding vows but she thought that was tacky.

Having a machine to shoot singles during the garter toss wasn't tacky though.

 

[Plano Vol]

My ex has the key, so I haven’t been able to get into it.

That's the way it goes. You start out as the key master but then the gate keeper also becomes the key master so.....

She's an ex and still has you by the balls...

Mojo is right!

 

[VolInNorthCack]

Got mom and dad moved into my new apartment today… View attachment 390570

That's a beautiful wall. Something just looks a little off about it though.

 

[theFallGuy]

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Is that grass or just a mud spot? Can't tell. Also mop the mud looks dirty

 

[3rdDegreeVol]

Found these in the welcome basket from the new office.

 

[joevol33]

Getting a haircut after work!

 

[Behr]

 

[GordonC]

Is that grass or just a mud spot? Can't tell. Also mop the mud looks dirty

Thanks, Jimmy