Things The Money Badger Can Do To Pass Time While Serving Suspension:

[BUBear]

*Sleep in.

*Recover from hang over.

*Blame A.J.

*Steal batteries from Wal Mart.

*Hurl batteries at Rice players.

*Hurl racial slurs at Sumlin.

*Sign 200 footballs.

Give it a shot. I'll spot you "cock fights" and the Rice (MOB) band.

 

[ssvol7]

*Sleep in.

*Recover from hang over.

*Blame A.J.

*Steal batteries from Wal Mart.

*Hurl batteries at Rice players.

*Hurl racial slurs at Sumlin.

*Sign 200 footballs.

Give it a shot. I'll spot you "cock fights" and the Rice (MOB) band.

Tweet about how long the second quarter is taking.

Constantly remind his backup about how bad he sucks.

Count his stacks of cash.

Contemplate whether to sit in the sky box on the 50 yard line or get a sideline pass at the Cowboys game.

Contemplate the number of females that will accompany him to said Cowboy's game.

Spike the Gatorade.

 

[D.C. Vol]

I like where this thread is headed. All hail Johnny Football. Nothing like a ringing endorsement from the Honey Badger himself.

 

[BUBear]

Wipe azz with aggie honor code.

Aggie Code of Honor | Student Rules

An Aggie does not lie, cheat or steal or tolerate those who do.

 

[TXA&M07]

If this was important to you at 5am, I feel really really really sorry for you.

 

[CountVolcula]

Study for University of Phoenix exam

 

[volfanCLT]

Get his new rims put on his car

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Sign 272 autographs...what too soon?

 

[volfanCLT]

Hook up with 4, possibly 5 Rice co-eds

 

[90 Vol]

Bark at police dogs.