Things youd rather see or do than another...

[MemphisVol]

I'll start:

A PBS special exploring the development over time of cellulite on Bea Arthur's heinie

 

[GAVol]

A 24 hour "Who's the Boss?" marathon.

 

[rwemyss]

Watch the show "24" ...

(can't stand that thing...)

 

[vols2345]

Milo throw another party without me.. and then tell me about it (I swear i will kill him)

 

[MemphisVol]

Pry off a crown, fill it with ice, jam it back on, and then chew a ball of tinfoil to make sure it's good and fixed again

 

[General Jack]

Lead a discussion on the social benefit of the alternative minimum tax.

 

[vols2345]

Go to a class with LIO teaching....

 

[CSpindizzy]

William Shatner's greatest hits

 

[MemphisVol]

The cuts Shatner decided to leave off his album

 

[hatvol96]

Rosie O'Donnell v. Star Jones in a WWE Bra and Panties Match.

 

[CSpindizzy]

Star's lost a lot of weight. Replace with Rosanne Barr or Camryn Manheim.

 

[MemphisVol]

Rush Limbaugh trying out for Chippendales in nothing but a thong

 

[OWB]

I would rather have a colonoscopy with a samurai sword.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Would rather rub habanero sauce in my eyes than discuss this again. Thanks for the loss of my eyesight MemphisVol

 

[MemphisVol]

(Your welcome hmvfan- though I could've told you that no one is so blind as he who can't stop rubbing things)


Lance a boil on Phyllis Schaffly's inner thigh with my teeth

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

Compelled to hear what mountain VT crawled out of. Read, hi-jacked QB recruit threads, turned into what development has this staff/ current or past, produced for the NFL. Ooop's sorry, Offensive staff (cant leave out the dare ya, Since the NC Ring.)
I get the feeling a percentage of this board pull against the VOLS, win, lose or draw ......See or do rather than another Coaching thread,..Lets pull teeth.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Would rather watch an all day Spongebob marathon (I hate Spongebob :banghead

 

[LadyinOrange]

Go to a class with LIO teaching....

I understand. My spelling and English methods would be MUCH too hard for you. :matrix:

 

[CSpindizzy]

Richard Simmons Sweating to the Oldies marathon....

 

[crazyguy]

watch those tony little exercise machine infomericals all day long....that guy kills me!

 

[vols2345]

I understand. My spelling and English methods would be MUCH too hard for you. :matrix:

I think that we have already agreed on that one LIO...

 

[U-T]

The fulmer babies writing a thesis and how to setup a good message board

 

[dan4vols]

I would rather have a colonoscopy with a samurai sword.

Volmanjr could do it with kiddedoc supervising

 

[OWB]

Volmanjr could do it with kiddedoc supervising

Nah, that would be a pain in the butt. Ba Dum Tshhhhh

 

[GAVol]

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