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m1al

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was fun while it lasted.. Now that the announcement has been made the crazies are starting to filter in and screw it up..

Gene Chizic, Lane Kiffin?

SERIOUSLY?

The people who started those threads should be subjected to water boarding and then suspended for a week, minimum....



Wouldn't it be a great idea if the mods were to administer a competency exam to prospective posters.. Maybe we could have a VolNation 'drivers license' so to speak.. You would be required to use it to log onto VolNation and the mods could randomly ask you to produce your license and if you don't have it, an immediate 3 day ban..


I've got it, Let's have three levels of membership.

Level One - Viewing only.. Minimum level of security.. Reading comprehension quiz required but no photo I.D. or password..

Level Two - Viewing and posting.. Extra security.. Photo I.D. license w/ password required with small fee for processing. Reading comprehension and writing exam.

Level Three - Viewing, posting and starting a new thread.. Highest level of security. Photo I.D. license with thread stamp which involves the small processing fee plus a $50.00 fee for the Thread Starter Stamp (TSS). Reading comprehension, writing exam and I.Q. test.. Also, valid birth certificate with blood and DNA testing required (applicant responsible for cost)..

Mods, could you please get to work on this immediately and if you need any help I would be glad to volunteer my time (well about 45 minutes worth anyway)....














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was fun while it lasted.. Now that the announcement has been made the crazies are starting to filter in and screw it up..

Gene Chizic, Lane Kiffin?

SERIOUSLY?

The people who started those threads should be subjected to water boarding and then suspended for a week, minimum....



Wouldn't it be a great idea if the mods were to administer a competency exam to prospective posters.. Maybe we could have a VolNation 'drivers license' so to speak.. You would be required to use it to log onto VolNation and the mods could randomly ask you to produce your license and if you don't have it, an immediate 3 day ban..


I've got it, Let's have three levels of membership.

Level One - Viewing only.. Minimum level of security.. Reading comprehension quiz required but no photo I.D. or password..

Level Two - Viewing and posting.. Extra security.. Photo I.D. license w/ password required with small fee for processing. Reading comprehension and writing exam.

Level Three - Viewing, posting and starting a new thread.. Highest level of security. Photo I.D. license with thread stamp which involves the small processing fee plus a $50.00 fee for the Thread Starter Stamp (TSS). Reading comprehension, writing exam and I.Q. test.. Also, valid birth certificate with blood and DNA testing required (applicant responsible for cost)..

Mods, could you please get to work on this immediately and if you need any help I would be glad to volunteer my time (well about 45 minutes worth anyway)....














:)

To each his own... but if we learned anything be ready for a crazy ride over the next few weeks. Heck Lovie may still be on his plane :)
 
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I was the first one to call the Chizik to UT scenario. Now I see the thread is gaining some major momentum. Try not to be jealous of people just because they are better posters than you.
 
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I was the first one to call the Chizik to UT scenario. Now I see the thread is gaining some major momentum. Try not to be jealous of people just because they are better posters than you.

E-cred isn't real cred.

:hi:
 
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VolNation wouldn't be VolNation without some of these idiots. They make this board special, like reliable posters, insiders, etc.
 
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I was the first one to call the Chizik to UT scenario. Now I see the thread is gaining some major momentum. Try not to be jealous of people just because they are better posters than you.

el oh el
 
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I was the first one to call the Chizik to UT scenario. Now I see the thread is gaining some major momentum. Try not to be jealous of people just because they are better posters than you.

I smell troll.. You can't be serious with that garbage you posted.. One more thing (if you are for real) get your sarcasm detector checked, it ain't workin' to good there chief..
 
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I was the first one to call the Chizik to UT scenario. Now I see the thread is gaining some major momentum. Try not to be jealous of people just because they are better posters than you.

Let's discuss this further once Chizik has a "Chizik to UT? VIII" or hell let's discuss once it has 5000 posts.

Dooley coached better than you are at starting threads.
 
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Every time I see something gets moved in here from the FF...

Its like a ocean liner coming into port covered in invasive species.
 

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