BigPapaVol
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This Obama Statement AGAINST a Second Stimulus
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JOEY'S ALL VOL !!!
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CNN's Alex Castellanos said "Obama's speeches are like sex." I can see how that is true. Whenever Obama speaks we are getting screwed.
Enlarge your economy in just days.
Barney Frank: Voters always laughed at the size of my reputation, but then I discovered Stimulus Package I quickly gained a reputation that makes the voters scream. It grew 50% in just one week and I am a changed man...
Charles Schumer: The voters go wild and crazy once they see the size of my Stimulus Package.
I love how they say I got pork. I love multiple media orgasms. Forget about fake enthusiasm - the Stimulus Package will keep it strong, firm, and long-lasting.
Chris Dodd: You will be absolutely amazed when you see your economy gradually becoming LARGER and LARGER, right before your eyes! NOTHING compares to the feeling of having a larger economy. I don't know where my career would've been without the Stimulus Package!
Joe Biden: Like many other politicians, I was not happy with the flexible, unpredictable economy and my voters shared my view. I always wanted it to be bigger and more controllable. I spent many years and taxpayer dollars looking for a safe and effective method till I finally found something that worked!
Nancy Pelosi: The size of your Stimulus Package is everything when it comes to impressing the voters. The best way to keep them happy is with a huge bailout. It's also a way to longer lasting, more satisfying elections.
Union guy: I am not an economist, I am just a Union boss who was unhappy with the size of my benefit package. The Economy Enlargement Stimulus changed that. I am now the talk of the town, keeping my members amazed by the bulge in my pocket that grows larger and larger. I am finally able to give every working girl in the neighborhood a pearl necklace they always talk about.
Hi, my name is Harry and I work for a non-profit organization in Washington, DC. I had a lean market economy and I badly wanted to make it bigger and more manageable... Being cheap, I tried tax hikes and government regulations first. After years of no results I realized that the problem was with the markets, which are suited more for businesses than politicians. Centrally planned economy I had heard was really cool, but it wasn't for everybody.
I was about to give up when I came across Economy Enlargement Stimulus Package. I did not notice much of a change for the first two weeks and felt let down, but in the third week my economy already looked bigger. After about six weeks it had grown about 30%! Me and my fellow senators couldn't believe it. My power to control elections seemed to increase as well. It was a miracle!
WARNING: Economy Enlargement Stimulus Package works through the process of economic fossilization. Bi-stimulus package may be required in certain areas of New York and San Francisco. If the economy stays fossilized for more than four years, contact a Republican representative in your area.
Seek the guidance of a government appointed health care commissar to see if you are healthy enough for economic stimulus.
Healthy food means healthy comrades.
Climate change you can believe in,
making it rain every day. :clapping:
Enlarge your economy in just days.
Barney Frank: Voters always laughed at the size of my reputation, but then I discovered Stimulus Package I quickly gained a reputation that makes the voters scream. It grew 50% in just one week and I am a changed man...
Charles Schumer: The voters go wild and crazy once they see the size of my Stimulus Package.
I love how they say I got pork. I love multiple media orgasms. Forget about fake enthusiasm - the Stimulus Package will keep it strong, firm, and long-lasting.
Chris Dodd: You will be absolutely amazed when you see your economy gradually becoming LARGER and LARGER, right before your eyes! NOTHING compares to the feeling of having a larger economy. I don't know where my career would've been without the Stimulus Package!
Joe Biden: Like many other politicians, I was not happy with the flexible, unpredictable economy and my voters shared my view. I always wanted it to be bigger and more controllable. I spent many years and taxpayer dollars looking for a safe and effective method till I finally found something that worked!
Nancy Pelosi: The size of your Stimulus Package is everything when it comes to impressing the voters. The best way to keep them happy is with a huge bailout. It's also a way to longer lasting, more satisfying elections.
Union guy: I am not an economist, I am just a Union boss who was unhappy with the size of my benefit package. The Economy Enlargement Stimulus changed that. I am now the talk of the town, keeping my members amazed by the bulge in my pocket that grows larger and larger. I am finally able to give every working girl in the neighborhood a pearl necklace they always talk about.
Hi, my name is Harry and I work for a non-profit organization in Washington, DC. I had a lean market economy and I badly wanted to make it bigger and more manageable... Being cheap, I tried tax hikes and government regulations first. After years of no results I realized that the problem was with the markets, which are suited more for businesses than politicians. Centrally planned economy I had heard was really cool, but it wasn't for everybody.
I was about to give up when I came across Economy Enlargement Stimulus Package. I did not notice much of a change for the first two weeks and felt let down, but in the third week my economy already looked bigger. After about six weeks it had grown about 30%! Me and my fellow senators couldn't believe it. My power to control elections seemed to increase as well. It was a miracle!
WARNING: Economy Enlargement Stimulus Package works through the process of economic fossilization. Bi-stimulus package may be required in certain areas of New York and San Francisco. If the economy stays fossilized for more than four years, contact a Republican representative in your area.
Seek the guidance of a government appointed health care commissar to see if you are healthy enough for economic stimulus.
Healthy food means healthy comrades.
Climate change you can believe in,
making it rain every day. :clapping:
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