This ought to be good for a laugh.

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National Seminar on Kim Jong Il's Immortal Feats

They in their papers systematically explained the greatness of Kim Jong Il, who helped the service persons and people emerge strong in mental power by successfully embodying the Juche-oriented theory of ideology.

The DPRK has dashed forward like the wind towards the eminence of a great prosperous powerful socialist nation, winning victories in the fierce confrontation with the imperialist reactionaries, they noted, adding that this is the brilliant fruition of Kim Jong Il's Songun revolutionary leadership.

Speakers called for deeply studying the immortal feats Kim Jong Il has performed for the country and the revolution and more courageously waging the general charge to fling open the gate to a thriving nation, united close around the party.

(Selfish bastid, he didn't give Jimmy Carter and Madeline Albright any credit at all.)

Photo of immortal feats:

Other national socialist heros; Jo Tae Won, player of the Korean Paduk Association, who bagged a gold medal at the open paduk individuals in the 1st World Intelligence Competition held in Beijing in October last year.