Thoughtful Ideas to fix the Vols

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HilltopperVol

HilltopperVol

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I am not only sad after Saturdays loss but I have grown weary of the fire fill in the blank threads. I need to be cheered up so I would like to know your thoughts on some ridiculous ideas on how to fix the program. Please, no ideas that include assasination or bodily harm. Here are a few of my stupid ideas.

Apprantly UT cannot win the big games in front of large hostile enviroments...in Neyland. So I say we sell the top half of the stadium to Vandy for a profit, automatically reducing the size of the crowd and the fears that come with it.

Hire coaches that are hungry...to win, not just hungry. Phil should fast until he wins another big one.

Keep the outlaws. Example Ontarrio Smith. Brent Schaffer, Montrell Jones etc..etc. We could use the attitude and aggresiveness.

We got spirit yes we....do? No one allowed in until they prove they can get crazy or very drunk. Anbody watch the Penn State game, that whiteout student section is awesome. We could remove all seats if necassary to get people off their A$$e$. There is no reason that Neyland should be anything less than a house of terror for the visiting team.

Put our Head in the game. Any player that misses a assignment, tackle, dropped pass, field goal, or cause a flag will automatically face the wrath of Caoch Pat Head Summit. Should cut down penalties immeadiately.










 
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Any player that fumbles, drops a pass, gets penalized, etc, should be IMMEDIATELY benched and replaced.


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LIO, that is to realistic I know you can think of one that is totally ridiculous.. for example.

In order to motivate Coach Fulmer. The Sears trophy should now be made of Meat.
 
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Originally posted by LadyinOrange@Oct 10, 2005 1:02 PM
Any player that fumbles, drops a pass, gets penalized, etc, should be IMMEDIATELY benched and replaced.
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wearing a 3 ft tall dunce cap...sitting on a bar stool at the 30 yard line oppsite of the action on the field :crazy:
 
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Originally posted by dan4vols@Oct 10, 2005 2:24 PM
wearing a 3 ft tall dunce cap...sitting on a bar stool at the 30 yard line oppsite of the action on the field :crazy:
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Move home games to Vandy!
 
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ask Fulmer to crawl back to James Bank and Brent Schaefer and ask them to come back and play qb and save the program. then rename the team the tennessee jailbreakers...
 
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Run electrical wire to all of the alumni seats. Whenever we do something that "should" cause them to jump to their feet, just throw the switch and "UP THEY GO!" Do it enough and they may not sit down. Wouldn't that be refreshing.
 
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dress the players up like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell and we'll all cheer loudly as the "skip to my lou" across the field.

It'd be better than what we have now.
 
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Never punt. Play with 4 downs instead of 3 all the time. I don't care where they are on the field. 3+3+2+2= 10...first down. Right now we are playing 3+2+2 = 7....punt.

If the game field postition isn't working out, screw it. Go out and onside kick on every kickoff. We aren't kicking the ball off that much anyway. Let our D defend the short field. That will give them some rest. If they stop it, great..if not our offense gets more chances to try to do something.
 
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Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@Oct 10, 2005 5:44 PM
Never punt.  Play with 4 downs instead of 3 all the time. I don't care where they are on the field.  3+3+2+2= 10...first down.  Right now we are playing 3+2+2 = 7....punt.

If the game field postition isn't working out, screw it.  Go out and onside kick on every kickoff.  We aren't kicking the ball off that much anyway.  Let our D defend the short field.  That will give them some rest.  If they stop it, great..if not our offense gets more chances to try to do something.
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That is a solid gameplan. 3+3+2+2=10. That is brilliant, anyone got CPF's email address.
 
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Originally posted by USAF_Vol@Oct 10, 2005 6:47 PM
That is a solid gameplan. 3+3+2+2=10.  That is brilliant, anyone got CPF's email address.
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PLUS, it fits Clausen's abilities. 3 yard pass, 3 yard pass, 2 yards for Riggs and then flip a coin to see if we're going to pass or run on 4th down. That will confuse the opposing teams defensive coordinator.
 
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Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@Oct 10, 2005 5:54 PM
PLUS, it fits Clausen's abilities.  3 yard pass, 3 yard pass, 2 yards for Riggs and then flip a coin to see if we're going to pass or run on 4th down.  That will confuse the opposing teams defensive coordinator.
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New thread, fire Randy Sanders, hire OWB as OC. You got my vote. Too bad that isn't a democratic way to get our coaches. Elect em. On second thought, that would be a bad idea.
 
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We could line Ainge up as WR. Clausen takes the snap and throws the lateral to Ainge and runs 3 yards to right. Then Ainge and Clausen throw it back and forth as long as they can until the defense gets dizzy or one of them see an open WR. Try to throw it to them.

You know, kind of like keep away. I also have a hot potato play for the QB and RB.
 
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