Thread on Grudenisms

[DeepSpringsVol]

I figured it would be neat to see some of the words we slide Grudens name into to fit. I have seen several. To start I will only take the one I came up with. Each person please just use one. And if you like with each wordd that has been posted make a sentence out of it. Here we go.

Grudenism- Grudentials.

I sure would like to have a coach over on the Hill with some Grudentials!

 

[volprof]

"Grugasm" - An incredibly exhilarating sensation/experience resulting from a massive stimulation of the senses.

Billy had a grugasm after the party last night.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Grud-piece = stimulating throbbing boner at the mere mention of one Jon Gruden coaching in Knoxville.

 

[VOLnMiami]

Grudenmania = The power that is running wild and rampant.

 

[VolNRaleighNC]

Gru Balls - The intense pain of letdown in the testicles if Gruden isn't our Head Coach.

"I hope VolNation doesn't suffer from Gru Balls this time around."

Oh, the best way to get rid of a "Gru-piece" is to think of something anticlimactic, hence, you think about Dooley and the state of our football program.

:hi:

 

[DeusExMachina]

Gru-bage: A term used to describe Jon Gruden as a head football coach.

#grudenisGARBAGE

 

[SteelerVol]

The Gru-Den

Place where men-folk watch the Vols crush their opponents and multiple adult beverages are consumed.
Usually Gru-Dens have pictures, deer heads and other memorabilia in the walls beside photos of our great coach in a shrine.

 

[VolMax]

Grud-piece = stimulating throbbing boner at the mere mention of one Jon Gruden coaching in Knoxville.

I thought that was a Grud-On.

 

[Reynvol5]

Binder full of Grumen...what Mitt Romney has his associates bring in to find candidates for UT jobs

 

[Jxn Vol]

Grudweiser- Official beer sponsor of Jon Gruden.

Grud-en-coke- Celibratory cocktail after a Grunden coached team victory.

 

[thebjd]

Gru-bage: A term used to describe Jon Gruden as a head football coach.

#grudenisGARBAGE

No likes for you

 

[bamacheats]

Grudenphobia: affliction suffered by all, except Vol fans, which are immune.

 

[bamacheats]

Grudenphilia: a severe love for Gruden that causes parents to name their baby girls "John Gruden".

 

[bamacheats]

Grudenomics: a study on the meteoric rise of prosperity in the greater Knoxville area after Gruden was hired. Local banks are labeled "too big to fail" and are eligible for government bailouts should Gruden leave.

 

[bamacheats]

Gruddy style: preferred sexual position of Vol girls. (requires the guy to wear a mask)

 

[volprof]

Gruddy style: preferred sexual position of Vol girls. (requires the guy to wear a mask)

Sounds very naughty! haha!

 

[bamacheats]

Grudenball: popular American sport referred to as football in the past

 

[bamacheats]

Frankengruden: collaboration between UT and ORNL to explore ways to clone and improve the original. Still thought to be impossible.

 

[Int'lVOLofMystery]

Marde Grud

Instead of a party where beads fly and women flash the public, grown men become emotional and fantasize at the thought of having Jon Gruden as their coach.

"I've been planning on going to Marde Grud since the Kentucky loss."

 

[Volgrad98]

Dooley: The complete f***ing opposite of Gruden!

 

[98stage2]

Grudentahg: German for Good Morning

 

[gavol2572]

Grudenistic - adjective describing actions and attitude required to succeed in the game of football. Namely in aggression, detail, and excellence.

Ex. Woa! This QB is taking a very Grudenistic approach in how he commands his offense!!!

 

[BIGORANGEBUBBA]

Grudenbag...when our d gets a sack and the opposing qb is flat on his back with a fat sack of balls in his face, ala, bama fan on lsu fan at the krystal

 

[67volbabygirl]

The Grubrew People- a group of Tennessee fans drinking beer being led into the promised land of an SEC Championship by Jon Gruden.

 

[Escape Goat]

Grud-piece = stimulating throbbing boner at the mere mention of one Jon Gruden coaching in Knoxville.

Scotty and his "pieces". Bone piece, grude piece.