Time to start cheating

#101
#101
rcvol said:
As many of you have now noticed, the wheels are falling off again right around the same time they began falling off last year. It is clear that Tennessee, due to a lack of in-state talent and a much more competitive recruiting environment, will never rise to prominence unless we begin to cheat. This is no longer the 90s. With that being said, we should hire a professional to teach our staff how to pay players without getting caught. Auburn did it, USC did it, and Alabama does it (dirtiest boosters in the business). If we don't start cheating ya'll should get used to more 5-6 win seasons. I hate it, but the time has come. And if we get caught? Who cares? I'd rather not even have a football team than suffer through 6 win seasons. The up-side is too attractive here. Cheating makes the most sense. So let's find the next Cam Newton and pay up.
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#103
#103
We need to outsource our cheating to a law firm or a consulting company who would be in charge of issuing checks to the players or their families anonymously. There would never be any direct contact between this firm/company and the players. The player would simply get a check in the mail from a fictitious company from a highly confidential account funded by boosters but run by the firm/company at the oral behest of the University. Even the players wouldn't know exactly where the money was coming from. Once word got out that players were gettin 5K here or 20K there after a game, we would have recruits banging down our doors-especially if it was an incentive-based payment scheme. Any NCAA investigation would fail because they don't have subpoena power to force the bank to tell them who owns the account upon which all of the checks are drawn. The players couldn't even help because even they wouldn't know. Time to enter the 21st century. Time to cheat!
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