Tin Resuns We Gon Whip Bama's Azz

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1974Vol

1974Vol

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1. Da Vols bigin’s is gon whip da asses of da Bama bigin’s,
2. Da runnin’ backs is a gonna rip thru da Bama line like appy sause thru a goose.
3. Da Vol wide outs is a gonna go by der defensiv backs so fast dey gonna thin anuder twister is a comin’.
4. Coach Jones is gonna trick little Nicki wid his mind.
5. Da bama churleaders is a gonna faint dead away win Tiny whups out his big… can of whup azz.
6. Coach Saban gonna be shakin’ with da fear of Butch so bad he gon punt on furst down.
7. Da scor gon be so bad by half time that Harvey Updyke gon drink poison at mid feld fo da half time show. Din Aubune fans worldwide gonna where orange fo a week ever year at dis time in a thanksgivin’ to da vols.
8. Ol’ Brent Musburga gon talk ‘bout AJ’s gurl friend da whole dang game, din Worley gon take ‘er home, on account she don’t wanna be wid dat loser AJ no mo.
9. Smokey gon becum da state dawg a Alabubba.
10. Cause we don’t give a dam ‘bout da whole state a Alabubba cause we frum Tennessee.


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I think a banner found his phone and are trying to jinx us with all the grammatical errors.
 
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1974Vol said:
1. Da Vols bigin’s is gon whip da asses of da Bama bigin’s,
2. Da runnin’ backs is a gonna rip thru da Bama line like appy sause thru a goose.
3. Da Vol wide outs is a gonna go by der defensiv backs so fast dey gonna thin anuder twister is a comin’.
4. Coach Jones is gonna trick little Nicki wid his mind.
5. Da bama churleaders is a gonna faint dead away win Tiny whups out his big… can of whup azz.
6. Coach Saban gonna be shakin’ with da fear of Butch so bad he gon punt on furst down.
7. Da scor gon be so bad by half time that Harvey Updyke gon drink poison at mid feld fo da half time show. Din Aubune fans worldwide gonna where orange fo a week ever year at dis time in a thanksgivin’ to da vols.
8. Ol’ Brent Musburga gon talk ‘bout AJ’s gurl friend da whole dang game, din Worley gon take ‘er home, on account she don’t wanna be wid dat loser AJ no mo.
9. Smokey gon becum da state dawg a Alabubba.
10. Cause we don’t give a dam ‘bout da whole state a Alabubba cause we frum Tennessee.


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As far as superstitions go... We should get rid of this immediately. When one of these was done for Georgia we got our azz handed to us.
 
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Op = love child of Bosgap and 33. But seriously guys, lighten up. Dude was trying to be funny and positive. It's the Internet, not real life.
 
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TXA&M07 said:
Op = love child of Bosgap and 33. But seriously guys, lighten up. Dude was trying to be funny and positive. It's the Internet, not real life.
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Agreed. If people's perception of you is based on your country accent then others underestimating you would work to your advantage. I've laid it on thick trading cars and whatnot with some Yankees, and there's nothing better than fleecing someone who thinks they're about to fleece you. Poker is a lot like that too in that your perception as a country hick can really put some money in your pocket if you play it right
 
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