Top 10 Signs You Are On the Hot Seat...

[GreyWolf1129]

10 Signs That You Are Seriously on the Hot Seat at UT:

10. The Realtor who sold you your house sneaks one of their signs into your garage.

9. The local Mercedes dealer swaps out your S-Class coupe for a "pristine" 2015 Hyundai with low miles.

8. The screws that affix your nameplate to your office door have been replaced with double-sided tape.

7. They paint the Rock for your birthday, and a flock of buzzards build a nest on top of it.

6. The new AD suggests that you keep your schedule open on Monday mornings, starting around the end of October.

5. Your 5-star QB prospect for next year changes his Twitter user name to "RollTd1".

4. Derek Dooley's psychologist sends you a friend's request on Facebook.

3. Your secretary seems to spend a lot of time on Monster.com

2. The week of the Bama game, Lane Kiffin emails you a list of car rental agencies at the Tuscaloosa airport.

1. Some guy shows up from Facilities Maintenance to measure your office for new carpet, then gets on the phone and asks someone "did he say what color he wanted?".

Go Vols.

 

[BleedingButch]

huh?

 

[SuggsOrMatthews]

Let the debate!!!!!

 

[RollerVol]

11. VolNation says you got to go...

GO VOLS!

 

[Aerie Vol]

10 Signs That You Are Seriously on the Hot Seat at UT:

10. The Realtor who sold you your house sneaks one of their signs into your garage.

9. The local Mercedes dealer swaps out your S-Class coupe for a "pristine" 2015 Hyundai with low miles.

8. The screws that affix your nameplate to your office door have been replaced with double-sided tape.

7. They paint the Rock for your birthday, and a flock of buzzards build a nest on top of it.

6. The new AD suggests that you keep your schedule open on Monday mornings, starting around the end of October.

5. Your 5-star QB prospect for next year changes his Twitter user name to "RollTd1".

4. Derek Dooley's psychologist sends you a friend's request on Facebook.

3. Your secretary seems to spend a lot of time on Monster.com

2. The week of the Bama game, Lane Kiffin emails you a list of car rental agencies at the Tuscaloosa airport.

1. Some guy shows up from Facilities Maintenance to measure your office for new carpet, then gets on the phone and asks someone "did he say what color he wanted?".

Go Vols.

10 signs you have waaaay too much free time on your hands. See above.

AV

 

[Gandalf]

Misguided but humorous none the less

 

[Volanta]

Dang can yall let the man live lol...good post OP!

 

[Biopsyman]

The mailman leaves the Growler on your front porch

 

[Stoked]

If you're a coach and breathe around here.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

10 Signs That You Are Seriously on the Hot Seat at UT:

10. The Realtor who sold you your house sneaks one of their signs into your garage.

9. The local Mercedes dealer swaps out your S-Class coupe for a "pristine" 2015 Hyundai with low miles.

8. The screws that affix your nameplate to your office door have been replaced with double-sided tape.

7. They paint the Rock for your birthday, and a flock of buzzards build a nest on top of it.

6. The new AD suggests that you keep your schedule open on Monday mornings, starting around the end of October.

5. Your 5-star QB prospect for next year changes his Twitter user name to "RollTd1".

4. Derek Dooley's psychologist sends you a friend's request on Facebook.

3. Your secretary seems to spend a lot of time on Monster.com

2. The week of the Bama game, Lane Kiffin emails you a list of car rental agencies at the Tuscaloosa airport.

1. Some guy shows up from Facilities Maintenance to measure your office for new carpet, then gets on the phone and asks someone "did he say what color he wanted?".

Go Vols.

 

[508mikey]