Two Dudes

[surrealvol]

Just for a little fun, who would like to bless us all with what you think LeeLee Corso and Kirky Herbstreit are doing during the off time this summer.

Get creative with your suggestions so we can all have a big laugh at their expense. C'mon!!! :dlol: :dlol: :dlol: lol: lol: lol:

 

[kiddiedoc]

Exercising for the fall:

 

[milohimself]

nm

 

[surrealvol]

Originally posted by milohimself@May 26, 2005 10:47 PM
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milo, this one does it! Without any doubt, YOU ARE FLAT OUT THE MAN, HANDS DOWN!!! :rocks:

 

[MemphisVol]

Umm... Milo? Not to violate any "don't ask, don't tell" rules, but this kind've suggests you were the fellow party-goer who they were smiling-for-the-camera for.......?

I mean, if you need an alibi for how you got this picture I'd be happy to lie for you. At the same time, while I've got zero intolerance about other people's sex life, if I'm going to lie for somebody who hangs out at the kind've parties where Corso & Herbsteit get it on in hammocks I want a god-damned Liberal Of The Year merit badge....

 

[milohimself]

Don't worry. I kicked a little cash to an outside source for the picture.

 

[surrealvol]

Good save, milo, he almost had you nailed to the wall on that one!

 

[MemphisVol]

Not that Milo isn't what people from certain obscure cultures would call cute, but I'd like to make it clear that it was not in any way my intention to "nail him"- though, of course, if I was so inclined he'd be wallpaper...

Unfortunately, I like girls, and, well, outside of his legs, milo is a pretty piss-poor substitute...

 

[shodges119]

Prolly crying because they are the only ones in the nation saying UT is the 9th best team in the NCAA. Everyone else has us top 5

 

[surrealvol]

Still not sure what we ever did to get them so negative about us! :nono:

 

[volbrian]

They are spending the summer doing research on the difference their butts and a hole in the ground.

 

[MemphisVol]

It takes a whole Summer for them to figure out whether they're involved in a homosexual expression or a pointalist top-soil aeriation?

 

[milohimself]

brian seems to think that a good phrase to describe mental ability of our friends at ESPN.

 

[surrealvol]

Wonder which one of them will pick UAB to upset us in the opener? Sad, isn't it?

 

[volbrian]

Originally posted by milohimself@Jun 7, 2005 8:50 AM
brian seems to think that a good phrase to describe mental ability of our friends at ESPN.

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Why not? Maybe one day, if they can figure it out, they can figure out college football.

 

[milohimself]

In all honesty about Kirky and Lee... I have read some of their articles from last season to see what they had to say at the time. Retrospect is always the best perspective, after all. Their analysis actually wasn't all that bad. There are far better columnists out there, though.

 

[surrealvol]

Be careful, milo, because it almost sounds like you are trying to give them some kind of left-handed compliment here...and we just can't have that! :nono:

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

I was going to comment about them and the little lay over til FootBall time, But milo covered that better than id been able to say it politely.

Corso, as prob many of you all drives me up the dang wall! He can say what he likes thats fine and dandy. But show up at Gameday outside of Neyland and "not so fast my friend" the Vols! :nono:

I dunno? Herbie will give up some love to us, but still go against the grain a bit.
Corso:
Am i a horrible person for some times thinking when the lightning hits his car in Knoxville, he's in it? :whistle:

 

[milohimself]

Originally posted by surrealvol@Jun 8, 2005 9:50 PM
Be careful, milo, because it almost sounds like you are trying to give them some kind of left-handed compliment here...and we just can't have that! :nono:

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Don't worry. I wouldn't be suprised if they got their articles by slipping over to Woody Paige's and Mike Wilbon's offices and stealing some notes.