U.S. To Send 30,000 Mall Security Guards To Iraq

[OrangeEmpire]

U.S. To Send 30,000 Mall Security Guards To Iraq | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Thoughts?

 

[Vol Mania 21]

Your a damn fool HAHAHAHAH you and the onion crack me up

 

[MG1968]

I just hope their armed with LED flashlights instead of conventional bulbs. LED's are brighter, last longer and make for better shadow puppetry.

I also understand the up armoring of a fleet of Chevy Corsicas is on schedule and will be ready by the time the Security Guards arrive in Iraq.

 

[emainvol]

I just hope their armed with LED flashlights instead of conventional bulbs. LED's are brighter, last longer and make for better shadow puppetry.

I also understand the up armoring of a fleet of Chevy Corsicas is on schedule and will be ready by the time the Security Guards arrive in Iraq.

:lolabove:

 

[xJesusx56]

I wonder how pepper spray affects armed insurgents?