Up In Smoke

[volinbham]

Watched again last night.

My favorite quote/scene. Pedro and Curtis the band manager/uniform supplier.

Hey, man, I got some weed straight from Turkey. It's what set them Arabs off.

Arabs from Turkey?

Yeah, man. They was from Turkey. This stuff will put a hump in a camel's back.

No ****?

I wouldn't **** you, baby. This is some bad weed.

You got it on you?

It'll boogie-woogie on your brain.

All right.

Just 'cause we tight, I'm going to let you have it for a double dime.

what's yours?

 

[SWIL]

"His name is Raaalph, mang."

 

[PowerT83]

Pedro: Man, what is in this ****, man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What's Labrador?
Man Stoner: It's dog ****.
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little mother****er ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog ****, man?
Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?
[Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]
Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?
Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

 

[bamacheats]

As he's looking for his joint he's feeling around his pocket and says, "here it is...oh wait...that's my d**k." Then he finds it and hands him the roach and stoner replies, "I hope your d**k is bigger than this man."
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