Upcoming 2006 Democrat Convention agenda!

[OrangeSquare]

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6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)
9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor
11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention ?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

 

[OrangeEmpire]

From 04

 

[OrangeEmpire]

 

[OrangeEmpire]

 

[OWB]

Republican National Convention Schedule


6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of the Republican candidate as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

 

[tidwell]

6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM

That didn't take long... :lol:

 

[OrangeSquare]

That didn't take long... :lol:

Yeah, that's kind of the point! k:

 

[herksrus]

11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata


OH PLEASE LET ME TAKE THE FIRST WHACK!!!

PLEASE!!

 

[tidwell]

Yeah, that's kind of the point! k:

Thus the humor of it. :salute:

 

[volnuts]

owb is the shiznit

yadada mean

 

[allvol123]

11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata

Don't have to worry about an Republicans hitting that. Bill is probaby the only man to ever hit that, and that is because he will hit anything.

 

[overseasorange2]

owb is the shiznit

yadada mean

She is different,,,,in her own little world:neener2:

 

[OWB]

She is different,,,,in her own little world:neener2:

Huh? Did you just call me a woman?:wacko:

 

[overseasorange2]

Huh? Did you just call me a woman?:wacko:

I have been reading this board for over a year. Don't tell me I got that wrong.....I always assumed you were.....:whistling:

 

[OWB]

I have been reading this board for over a year. Don't tell me I got that wrong.....I always assumed you were.....:whistling:

:mega_shok:

 

[GAVol]

:lol:

 

[OWB]

:lol:

Shut it :closedeyes:

 

[overseasorange2]

Lo siento.........

 

[volfan2024]

I have been reading this board for over a year. Don't tell me I got that wrong.....I always assumed you were.....:whistling:

Why?

 

[allvol123]

I have been reading this board for over a year. Don't tell me I got that wrong.....I always assumed you were.....:whistling:

ost-4-1090547912: ost-4-1090547912:

 

[OrangeEmpire]

10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt

To me, that was the funniest thing in this thread.........

 

[VolFirebirds]

Kevlar Chasity Belt....

hey....I've got a little girl due to be born within the month...I'll sign up for seven of those RIGHT NOW, so she can have a clean one for every day of the week.