urban meyer: a profile

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aaagentorangeee

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Meyer played defensive back at the University of Cincinatti.

Meyer was drafted by the Atlanta Braves and played two seasons of minor league ball.

Meyer is licensed to practice law in 11 states. He can practice medicine in six.

Meyer briefly dated Scarlet Johansen.

Meyer once won a complete dinette set on Sale of the Century.

Meyer has pi memorized to 650 decimel places.

Starship Troopers was loosely based on Meyer's Ohio upbringing.
The only way to make Meyer disappear is to say his name backwards.

Meyer trained 2003 Belmont Stakes winner Empire Maker.

Condoleeza Rice won't leave the house without running her wardrobe by Meyer.

Meyer talked Hulk Hogan into joining the NWO.

That 50 year old mother in the Bowflex commercial. Did her.

Meyer can eat an entire watermelon including the skin and seeds in one setting.

Meyer actually invented the internet but let Al Gore take the credit.

Meyer is part marsupial.

Meyer disigned most of Urban Outfitters summer collection.

In 1986, Meyer co-wrote The Rain with singer/songwriter Oran Juice Jones.

Meyer first drove Wade Boggs to the Bosley Institute.

Meyer invented LOL.

Meyer's favorite drink: formaldehyde with a dash of grenadine.

Meyer can deadlift 500 pounds. With his mind.

The Y2K scare was a hoax created by Meyer.

David Brinkley's last words were: Urban Meyer.

Meyer is a secret character in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

Ken Shamrock thinks Meyer is the world's most dangerous man.

Meyer speaks 9 languages including Klingon and Aramaic.

Meyer can breathe under water.

Meyer authored the Roe v. Wade opinion while sitting on the toilet.

Meyer is widely considered the unofficial tenth member of the Wu-Tang clan.

Meyer comes up with the names of hurricanes. He's most proud of .... Georges.
 
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Originally posted by aaagentorangeee@Aug 20, 2005 9:45 AM
Meyer briefly dated Scarlet Johansen.

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If that's true then I take back all the doubts I've ever had about him and welcome him w/ open arms to the SEC family. And since we're now family, can I get her #? :naughty:
 
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You forgot one!!!!

Yourbane Myers' supporters recently debunked Einstein's Theory of Relativity. :devilsmoke:


We all thought that it was Energy = Mass X Speed of Light (Squared) :dunno:


Acqually it Egotist = Myers' Myths X the number of Mastergaiter Fans who are currently intoxicated from inhaling Swamp Gas in Gainesville :gun:



:cool: :cool: :cool:


 

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