Urban Meyer: Did you know?

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  • Meyer played defensive back at the University of Cincinnati.
  • Meyer was drafted by the Atlanta Braves, and played two seasons of minor league ball.
  • Meyer is licensed to practice law in 11 states. He can practice medicine in six.
  • Meyer briefly dated Scarlett Johansen.
  • Meyer once won a complete dinette set on “Sale of the Century.”
  • Meyer has pi memorized to 650 decimal places.
  • “Starship Troopers” was loosely based on Meyer’s Ohio upbringing.
  • The only way to make Meyer disappear is to say his name backwards.
  • Meyer trained 2003 Belmont Stakes winner Empire Maker.
  • Condoleeza Rice won’t leave the house without running her wardrobe by Meyer.
  • Meyer talked Hulk Hogan into joining the NWO.
  • That “50-year-old grandmother” in the Bowflex commercial? Did her.
  • Meyer can eat an entire watermelon, including the skin and seeds, in one sitting.
  • Meyer is part marsupial.
  • Meyer designed most of Urban Outfitters’ summer collection.
  • In 1986, Meyer co-wrote “The Rain” with R&B singer/songwriter Oran “Juice” Jones.
  • Meyer first drove Wade Boggs to the Bosley Institute.
  • Meyer invented “LOL.”
  • Meyer’s favorite drink: formaldehyde with a splash of grenadine.
  • Meyer can deadlift over 500 pounds. With his mind.
  • The Y2K scare was a hoax created by Meyer.
  • David Brinkley’s last words were “Urban Meyer.”
  • Meyer is a secret character in “Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.”
  • Ken Shamrock thinks Meyer is the world’s most dangerous man.
  • Meyer speaks nine languages, including Klingon and Aramaic.
  • Meyer can breathe underwater.
  • Meyer authored the Roe v. Wade opinion while sitting on the toilet.
  • Meyer is widely considered the unofficial tenth member of the Wu-Tang Clan.
  • Meyer comes up with the names of hurricanes. He’s most proud of “Georges.”
 
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This guy and Chuck Norris should have a welded cage, no holds barred....no disqualifications death match.
 
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dan4vols said:
This guy and Chuck Norris should have a welded cage, no holds barred....no disqualifications death match.
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Sounds like Meyers and Chuck Norris could not be able to be a building at the same time, it would immediately crumble down. That much awesomeness can not be contained in the same place. NOT.
I know I stole that from chucknorrisfacts.com but it was appropiate.
 
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The jokes Freak wrote about Tedford in his blog would be applicable here.
 
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Amorphous said:
Sounds like Meyers and Chuck Norris could not be able to be a building at the same time, it would immediately crumble down. That much awesomeness can not be contained in the same place. NOT.
I know I stole that from chucknorrisfacts.com but it was appropiate.
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Chuck would look at Meyer, and Meyer would start crying.
 
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Amorphous said:
Sounds like Meyers and Chuck Norris could not be able to be a building at the same time, it would immediately crumble down. That much awesomeness can not be contained in the same place. NOT.
I know I stole that from chucknorrisfacts.com but it was appropiate.
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:lolabove: I love this
 
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lawgator1 said:
I look to the future. Got a feeling that UT in the next 10 years will be our new Georgia.
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What gives you that impression? That inspiring barely-win you had on your own turf against us last year when we were having our worst year in 17 years?
 
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