USCjr New Statue

[OrangeDonkey]

USC to build giant Gamecock sculpture at Williams-Brice Stadium | The State

Personally, I think erecting this statue just shows that they are trying to compensate for something. I'll be here all week.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

That's got to be hard on their budget.

 

[Grand Vol]

I hope the bronze they use is tough enough. I mean, I don't think they would want a floppy cock in front of their stadium.

 

[bamawriter]

South Carolina is erecting a huge cock and A&M fans can't wait to visit Columbia.

 

[YankeeVol]

Makes sense

 

[give_him 6]

Really thought they would pay homage to former QB Steven Taneyhill and his mullet with his own statue first.

 

[Jax_Vol]

They have truly given up....so sad

 

[VFL-82-JP]

This is like writing an engraved invitation to every comedian and late-night show host on the planet, in every language, asking them to focus on you for a while.

Well done, USCe, well done. May your cock ever stand erect. :good!:

 

[Jax_Vol]

Of course, the statue will need to be wearing a huge tie...

 

[LouderVol]

it is a little disconcerting how obsessed they are with cock at that school.

 

[Jxn Vol]

Their competition will be stiff for years to come.

 

[jpope9]

I sense a Title IX lawsuit.

 

[VOLatile]

The coeds will be very disappointed when they try to ride it.

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

Headline: Univ of South Carolina Paying $1M to Have a Huge Cock Erected Outside Their Stadium

 

[malinoisvol]

Where is McDad?

 

[ajvol01]

Where is McDad?

If I had to guess, McDonald's.

 

[TrueOrange]

I sense a Title IX lawsuit.

That's why the school will make a sizable donation to Oregon State towards building a giant beaver statue outside of Reser Stadium on its Corvallis campus.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

That's why the school will make a sizable donation to Oregon State towards building a giant beaver statue outside of Reser Stadium on its Corvallis campus.

There's a bowl game that really, really needs to happen.

 

[TrueOrange]

There's a bowl game that really, really needs to happen.

Can't. No SEC-PAC 12 bowl tie-in contracts.

 

[TrueOrange]

The only way they could even feasibly meet would require it to be either a New Years 6 bowl (it'd have to almost specifically be the Fiesta Bowl...which would open a whole mess of a hypothetical with the numbers of the Big 12 and Big Ten teams qualifying for selection) or in the CFP (which is also impossible...let's be honest, neither of those two are anywhere near being that good).

 

[VFL-82-JP]

Can't. No SEC-PAC 12 bowl tie-in contracts.

I know, it's a real pity, because that's a game that really really should happen.

Actually, it'd be much easier for them to meet during the regular season, either with a home and home series, or meeting in some neutral site (that rents rooms by the hour?).

 

[joevol33]

I hope the bronze they use is tough enough. I mean, I don't think they would want a floppy cock in front of their stadium.

Haha

 

[Jxn Vol]

If it stays erect longer than 4 hours do they have to consult the team doctors?

 

[WallyBalls]

I know, it's a real pity, because that's a game that really really should happen.

Actually, it'd be much easier for them to meet during the regular season, either with a home and home series, or meeting in some neutral site (that rents rooms by the hour?).

It's 2016. I guess they could play Jacksonville State and it be pretty acceptable now.

 

[TrueOrange]

I know, it's a real pity, because that's a game that really really should happen.

Actually, it'd be much easier for them to meet during the regular season, either with a home and home series, or meeting in some neutral site (that rents rooms by the hour?).

No way they're both traveling coast to coast for a home and away series, though...not to mention, with USCe playing Clemson every year, there's no requirement for them to schedule another another Power 5 team (outside of the every-so-often UNC game for recruiting purposes). It might be a different story if a California school wanted to play them...but I don't know if a California school would really gain enough out of it to want to do so.