To Dr. Blackwell (Dean UT College of Veterinary Medicine):
I am well aware of your researchers' tremendous sucess in cloning the first calf in the world. Desperate times have necessatated me to humbly ask you to try to restore our Volunteer football offense for the future. WE NEED A QUARTERBACK!!
Tomorrow during Peyton Manning's number retirement program, I suggest you have your boys in their long white lab jackets be on the west sideline during halftime. One of them can say to Peyton: "Oh Mr. Manning, you have some mustard on your lips" then quickly use a QTip to secure some DNA from inside his mouth. Your team knows what to do from there. Thanks from all Vol fans.
P.S. Tell you guys not to put away thir Bunson burners and pipettes just yet because if this works out as planned, their next assignment will be a trip to Foxboro, Mass. to obtain another biological specimem to be placed in an orange top testtube labeled "Future Head Coach"!!
I am well aware of your researchers' tremendous sucess in cloning the first calf in the world. Desperate times have necessatated me to humbly ask you to try to restore our Volunteer football offense for the future. WE NEED A QUARTERBACK!!
Tomorrow during Peyton Manning's number retirement program, I suggest you have your boys in their long white lab jackets be on the west sideline during halftime. One of them can say to Peyton: "Oh Mr. Manning, you have some mustard on your lips" then quickly use a QTip to secure some DNA from inside his mouth. Your team knows what to do from there. Thanks from all Vol fans.
P.S. Tell you guys not to put away thir Bunson burners and pipettes just yet because if this works out as planned, their next assignment will be a trip to Foxboro, Mass. to obtain another biological specimem to be placed in an orange top testtube labeled "Future Head Coach"!!
