Utah Senate Committee Unamimously Approves Bill To Decriminalize Polygamy

[Tennesseefan2019]

A Utah Senate Committee approved a bill to legalize polygamy I guess it's time to move to Utah

Utah Senate committee unanimously approves bill to decriminalize polygamy

 

[hog88]

Hell no. One insane wife is enough.

 

[VolStrom]

They better loosen up the alcohol laws there if they allow this.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

Polygamy is its own punishment so have at it.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

With so many fundamentalist break offs from LDS Church that banned the practice, I am not surprised one bit.

 

[utvolpj]

Good for them but I hope they don't act surprised when this leads to things they may not like

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

Have they addressed divorce laws and splitting of property and custody battles?

 

[LouderVol]

Meh.

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

I can see all of the losers going over to Utah thinking they can marry 4 Marie Osmonds and live like a sheik.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

They'll need to make homicide legal as well.

 

[joevol33]

Hell no. One insane wife is enough.

Just read this to my wife, apparently she didn't find it as funny as you and me

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

I can see all of the losers going over to Utah thinking they can marry 4 Marie Osmonds and live like a sheik.

Reality would be more like 4 Rosie O'Donnells.

 

[hog88]

Just read this to my wife, apparently she didn't find it as funny as you and me

It's funny how none of them recognize their own insanity.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

I can see all of the losers going over to Utah thinking they can marry 4 Marie Osmonds and live like a sheik.

They will also get a rude awakening from the Molly Mormon housewives.

 

[C-south]

Another reason to eliminate fining statuses and number of exemptions for tax purposes.

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

There are an estimated 30,000 people living in Utah’s polygamous communities, following early traditions from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. The practice was officially forbidden by the church in 1890 after pressure from the federal government, according to The Associated Press.

According to the Associated Press? Really? They used the AP as a source for that when we were taught in elementary school it was a condition of statehood?

 

[volinbham]

Not for me but seems discriminatory to prevent it.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Another reason to eliminate fining statuses and number of exemptions for tax purposes.

Throuple's Rights might put an end to those tax breaks. TBH, I don't even know if the gay couples have won that fight yet. I assume they have since it's not an in-my-face issue like public toilet preferences and trans sports participation have been.

 

[VolStrom]

So how does a fivesome work?

 

[PEPPERJAX]

So how does a fivesome work?

One holds the camera.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

So how does a fivesome work?

One holds the camera filming the other four duh.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

So how does a fivesome work?

Dude has to have large big toes.

 

[hog88]

So how does a fivesome work?

They don't

 

[Tennesseefan2019]

Another reason to eliminate fining statuses and number of exemptions for tax purposes.

And do something about all the wives getting welfare and food stamps which happens a good deal of the time.

 

[LouderVol]

So how does a fivesome work?

instead of disappointing one woman, I disappoint four of them. At the same time.