Vampire, Witches and Pagan Party gets Presidential Candidate, Promises to impale Bush

[OrangeEmpire]

Secret Service investigates santanic vampire

The 2008 presidential bid just got a little more challenging for the race’s only satanic vampire candidate.

Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, a 42-year-old New Jersey man who is running under the Vampire, Witches and Pagan Party, is currently being investigated by the Secret Service for potential threats toward President George W. Bush.

According to Sharkey, Secret Service agents visited him and his 19-year-old wife, Spree, in Ohio on Feb. 15. The visit concerned Sharkey’s repeated remarks about impaling Bush, an act Sharkey said he would only do if he were elected president.

“They never even asked to see my impaling stick,” Sharkey said

Vampires? Hah! Now if he were a Ninja I'd take him seriously.

Thoughts?

*Note-OWB found a new political party!*

 

[CSpindizzy]

And I thought Bush was bloodthirsty.

 

[MG1968]

he looks sort of like Grima Wormtongue from the LOTR movies. I wonder if he's channeling Saruman?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

 

[CSpindizzy]

Who wouldn't vote for a guy like that?

 

[Volitics]

Are you sure he's not the Libertarian Party's candidate for president?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

:lol:

 

[CSpindizzy]

No. The Libertarian candidate would be dressed in full Klingon regalia.