Vols Fan Auctioning Off Date With Daughter

[chattaboogie]

Didn't see this posted. Maybe some of you would like to apply.

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The ad reads:

1 Free ticket for the Tennessee-Florida Football game this Saturday (cost to me, $150) on the 40 for the right gentleman. You must be an attractive, professional, single well educated gentleman, with a good sense of humor, 25-33. You also must not be threatened by an attractive, professional, single well educated lady, (as she is). If you do not qualify, please pass this ad to a friend.

The fine print: I lied! (Sorry...not totally free). Your cost will be a modest dinner, drinks and delightful conversation with her before or after the game.

P.S. (Being a Tennessee Vols fan is not required but is highly desirable)

Only those that respond with pictures and resume will be considered! Be creative!

 

[Burger]

Damn, Burger got no date for Saturday.

 

[AZVOLSFAN]

Pics of the daughter?

 

[Panthro]

I wonder if my wife would mind if I applied.

 

[chattaboogie]

I think you'd have to find the actual add to view the other images.

 

[vol_in_ar]

Didn't see this posted. Maybe some of you would like to apply.

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The ad reads:

1 Free ticket for the Tennessee-Florida Football game this Saturday (cost to me, $150) on the 40 for the right gentleman. You must be an attractive, professional, single well educated gentleman, with a good sense of humor, 25-33. You also must not be threatened by an attractive, professional, single well educated lady, (as she is). If you do not qualify, please pass this ad to a friend.

The fine print: I lied! (Sorry...not totally free). Your cost will be a modest dinner, drinks and delightful conversation with her before or after the game.

P.S. (Being a Tennessee Vols fan is not required but is highly desirable)

Only those that respond with pictures and resume will be considered! Be creative!

if the daughter is from Nashville, could be Orange Daddy

 

[JOEY'S ALL VOL !!!]

Guarantee you that guy actually types the word "Gators"

 

[BigT_Chief]

Oh Em Gee!!

 

[CountVolcula]

If she is attractive, why is he putting an ad in the paper to get her a date?

Can't get a date on her own? What are the other issues? Attitude? Hygiene? Low self-esteem? Bad sandwich maker?

Seems too desperate

 

[NavyVOLSfan!]

Do I have to continue to see her after the game?

 

[VOLnMiami]

If she is attractive, why is he putting an ad in the paper to get her a date?

Can't get a date on her own? What are the other issues? Attitude? Hygiene? Low self-esteem? Bad sandwich maker?

Seems too desperate

Hey would you even consider going out with a girl who couldn't make a good sammich?? :yikes:

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

If she is attractive, why is he putting an ad in the paper to get her a date?

Can't get a date on her own? What are the other issues? Attitude? Hygiene? Low self-esteem? Bad sandwich maker?

Seems too desperate

If she actually even exist Count! Lennay Kekua ring a bell? Somewhere Mant'i Teo is wanting a shot. lulz

 

[Gramps]

Sounds like a job for Grizz!!!!

 

[vol_in_ar]

Grizz would hit it

 

[WRE3]

It's a trap!!!!

 

[Vols4life]

That's odd he would put an ad out for her though...asking for pics and resume's??? Could this be the new type of scams to steal personal information from you??

 

[hep]

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[DeepSpringsVol]

That's odd he would put an ad out for her though...asking for pics and resume's??? Could this be the new type of scams to steal personal information from you??

I figured something similar or it was really a dude. Seriously a good looking blonde that can afford to go the Kentucky derby needing help looking for a man. Yeah right.

 

[salutethehill]

That's my wife!!!!

 

[NavyVOLSfan!]

Here is the link to the ad

Free Ticket! Tennessee-Florida This Weekend on the 40

 

[Honky]

Damn! If I was single, I would reply in a heartbeat!

 

[GlockVol]

I too have an attractive, single daughter with an MBA and a good job and a good sense of humor who needs to find a decent man to date. Unfortunately the guys out there to pick from are either alcoholics, cheating sex addicts or jobless potheads (hey wait sounds like VN posters).
Maybe should check out non football boards! J/K LOL (not really)

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

That's my wife!!!!

:shhh: she'll be back later.

 

[Cyclopskiller]

The gases are burning.. The worlds people are getting dumber.

 

[Ten_Titans]

Resumè?

Any date that starts with a resumè I wouldn't touch with a 30 foot pole.

"I like long walks on the beach... And making my boyfriends sign binding contracts.."