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From another board:
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Steve Spurrier, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded little Gamecock sticker on the window.
"This is yours for eternity, " said God. "This is very special, for not everyone gets a house like this up here."
Steve felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three story mansion with an Orange and White checkerboard sidewalk, a 50-ft tall flagpole and an enormous Vol flag. In every window there were pictures of Power T's on the sides of white football helmets and an oil painting of Peyton Manning over the fireplace.
Steve looked at God and said, "I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. When at Florida, I was rated high in all major newspapers, my school won a national championship and I've even beaten the Volunteers several times. Someday, I hope to be in the Hall of Fame."
God asked, "So what is it you want to know, Steve?"
Steve looked at God with great big crocodile tears welling up in his eyes and said, "Well, why does Phil Fulmer get a better house than I?"
God smiled and said, "Steve, that's not Phil's house ... IT'S MINE!!"
GO VOLS!!
It's football time in Tennessee ... :thumbsup:
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Steve Spurrier, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded little Gamecock sticker on the window.
"This is yours for eternity, " said God. "This is very special, for not everyone gets a house like this up here."
Steve felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three story mansion with an Orange and White checkerboard sidewalk, a 50-ft tall flagpole and an enormous Vol flag. In every window there were pictures of Power T's on the sides of white football helmets and an oil painting of Peyton Manning over the fireplace.
Steve looked at God and said, "I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. When at Florida, I was rated high in all major newspapers, my school won a national championship and I've even beaten the Volunteers several times. Someday, I hope to be in the Hall of Fame."
God asked, "So what is it you want to know, Steve?"
Steve looked at God with great big crocodile tears welling up in his eyes and said, "Well, why does Phil Fulmer get a better house than I?"
God smiled and said, "Steve, that's not Phil's house ... IT'S MINE!!"
GO VOLS!!
It's football time in Tennessee ... :thumbsup:
