That reminds me of the time when Mickey Mouse filed for divorce from Minnie. Mickey went before the judge, and told him the reason for his divorce request.
The judge gave Mickey a very confused look and said........"I'm not sure if I understand your reasoning for breaking up after so many years together. You say that you want to divorce Minnie because she is silly or crazy or something? Is that what you are saying?"
Mickey looked at the judge and said..."No , your honor. I said that she was f*****g Goofy."