Vote for Rick Santorum: Dog Catcher 2012

[Rasputin_Vol]

I seriously believe that if there were a Federal office for dog catcher, Rick Santorum would be the perfect candidate. I really do. If he would go after stray dogs and cats in the same manner that he would chase down US citizens that use their 1st Amendment rights to make statements that disagree with his own, or in the same manner that he wants to rule our personal choices, I think Santorum would literally clean up the streets, leave thousands of Chinese starving and catch those filthy vermin before they have a chance to ruin his idea of what America should be.

I would let Perry be the village idiot, btw.

 

[RespectTradition]

People like Santorum should never profit at the public trough. He doesn't even really believe in the concept of rights. Dog catcher is too good for him!

Is Perry smart enough to be an idiot?

 

[trevols81]

The perfect moral majority candidate.

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

Oh... I forgot to add this video, where he is boasting about the military assassinating an American citizen.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8uNcIEvGdo[/youtube]