Having thoroughly studied the choices for a couple days, here is my analysis.
Why is that Bleiler chick even on the list?
...and Swin Cash, Vonetta Flowers, Natalie Gulbis, Lindsey Jacobellis...
That's a horrible picture of Danica Patrick. She looks a lot better stretched out on the hood of a car or in an antifreeze commercial.
Who the hell is Sophie Sandolo?
Sharapova has her days where she's smokin' hot, then days like ehhh, what was I thinking?
Tanith Belbin blows all of those choices away.