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Why we love the puppies so very very much....

From the SB Husky fan forum...

FEATURED FANPOST - A DawgFan's Call to Arms! - UW Dawg Pound

WE HAVE YOUR BACK!

BUT DO US ALL A FAVOR…LEAD, FOLLOW OR GET OUT OF THE WAY BECAUSE AN ARMY OF UNWAVERING FANS LOVE THIS TEAM. MAKE US PROUD AND GIVE US SOMETHING TO CHEER ABOUT AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LIGHTENING STRIKES TWICE! WE HAVE AS MUCH TALENT ON THIS TEAM AS WE DID ON THOSE EARLY '90S TEAMS! DON'T WASTE IT!

A student body's guide to surviving Eugene:

1) "We went in sloppy and we came out sloppy" - Beast ala Mode Eugene Unit. Drunk Tank,10/22 12:31am,1993.

2) Trust No One!

3) Don't be alarmed if at first you feel like you've stumbled upon the set of a zombie flick! The backwoods mutants that currently roam the streets of Eugene and Springfield which I believe is where the "Simpsons" cartoon is based will panhandle any non public transportation for loose change! Everyone there wears camo & Canadian tuxedos!

4) Feel free to walk on at Eugene C.C….it's a short course and ghetto but not bad for the price. Just promise me if you run into "Mayonnaise legs Mariota" that you hit into their foursome.

5) Boil your water.

6) AFTER WE WIN!, go out to every bar you can find in that rest stop of a town and sing "Louie Louie oh baby, we gotta go "Rose Bowl!" at the Karaoke bar.

7) Burn your sheets.

8) Lock up your valuables, including your women…WE'RE TALKIN' HATFIELD & McCOY's TYPE SH*T! EXTRA POINTS IF YOU KIDNAP A *UCK CHEERLEADER TO GET RE-PROGRAMMED BACK AT HOME!

9) If anyone hassle's you, tell them you know "The Breeze." If that doesn't work acknowledge that their cheerleaders are smoking'…other than that square up & handle your business SON!

10) REMEMBER who we are and what we represent! As alumni we understand many years have past since our memories were reality. However, we give you this letter as a GIFT to reignite the mighty flame that burns in our hearts for Husky Nation. An army of alumni have your backs! Our memories include living in the epicenter of the sports, music and entertainment world in '90-'92 and it was magical. We only wish you all get to experience something similar during your time there, which brings me to the reason for writing this letter. The d*cks are good this year but WE ARE BETTER! I get chills when I watch this HUSKY DEFENSE. Something is brewing…we are special! Not yet as special as our '91 "National Champions" but I feel the same vibe! And Defense wins CHAMPIONSHIPS! So let's all get down to Eugene EARLY this weekend, stake out our territory and give this TEAM a home field advantage!

11) UNITY!!! - D.Chapelle - "I'm Rick James B*tch!

NOW GO BEAT THEM DOWN IN THEIR OWN BACKYARD! WE GOT YOUR BACK!

P.S. SOMEBODY PLEASE FOLLOW UP WITH LARRY SCOTT TO REQUEST A REVERSAL OF JOSH PERKINS SUSPENSION AND WE REQUEST THE OFFICIAL WHO MADE THAT CALL BE MADE ACCOUNTABLE, HAVING TO SIT OUT THE NEXT GAME WITHOUT PAY/ OR BE MADE TO RECEIVE ACUPUNCTURE IN ONE NUT-SACK…HIS CHOICE!

- Beast ala Mode

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