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I just couldn't help it... What do you folks think?
The dawgs were down in Georgia, they were lookin for a game to steal
Things were going just fine come halftime, and they were lookin to make us squeal
When they came across this young man standin in the pocket and throwin it hot.
And the dawg jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Vols let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but were Top 10 football players too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now we play pretty special teams, but give the dawgs their due:
"I bet a victory gold against Peach bowl, 'cos we think were better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Eric and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Eric you take three steps back and pick those dawgs apart.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the Big Orange deals it hard.
And if you win you get this BCS birth, same as gold.
But if you lose, then Georgia gets your goat.
The dawgs opened up their game and said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from the return game they loosened up the show.
They ran for 99 yards back once and made an evil hiss.
Then a band of dawgs joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the dawgs had finished, Eric said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Coker and Foster, run boys, run.
Arons got your back Ainge, time for fun.
Erics in the pocket, pickin through reads.
"Richt, does your dawg bite?"
"No, child, please."
The dawgs bowed their head because he knew that they'd been beat.
90,000 fans got up and shuffled from the seats.
Eric said: "dawgs just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, only the Vols deserve Top Ten."
Coker and Foster, run boys, run.
Arons got your back Ainge, time for fun.
Erics in the pocket, pickin through reads.
"Richt, does your dawg bite?"
"No, child, please."
The dawgs were down in Georgia, they were lookin for a game to steal
Things were going just fine come halftime, and they were lookin to make us squeal
When they came across this young man standin in the pocket and throwin it hot.
And the dawg jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Vols let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but were Top 10 football players too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now we play pretty special teams, but give the dawgs their due:
"I bet a victory gold against Peach bowl, 'cos we think were better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Eric and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Eric you take three steps back and pick those dawgs apart.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the Big Orange deals it hard.
And if you win you get this BCS birth, same as gold.
But if you lose, then Georgia gets your goat.
The dawgs opened up their game and said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from the return game they loosened up the show.
They ran for 99 yards back once and made an evil hiss.
Then a band of dawgs joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the dawgs had finished, Eric said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Coker and Foster, run boys, run.
Arons got your back Ainge, time for fun.
Erics in the pocket, pickin through reads.
"Richt, does your dawg bite?"
"No, child, please."
The dawgs bowed their head because he knew that they'd been beat.
90,000 fans got up and shuffled from the seats.
Eric said: "dawgs just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, only the Vols deserve Top Ten."
Coker and Foster, run boys, run.
Arons got your back Ainge, time for fun.
Erics in the pocket, pickin through reads.
"Richt, does your dawg bite?"
"No, child, please."
