Weis v. Mangino

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#1
Who looks(ed) worse on the sideline?

Who wins a foot race?

Who wins a donut eating contest (we can enter Fulmer as write-in challenger)?
 
#2
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1. mangina

2. they both die before they cross

3. If its jelly - Weiss, powdered - Mangina, holes - Fulmer
 
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#3
IIRC Weis had gastric bypass surgery or something done when he was still at NE. He thought he would not get a head coaching job due to his weight. I think he nearly died after the surgery due to a complication. At least the man was trying to do something about his weight.

Mangino just gets pissed and beats up his players.
 
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#5
At first I thought this thread would be about setting up a sumo match between them
 
#6
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nikesportsfan said:
IIRC Weis had gastric bypass surgery or something done when he was still at NE. He thought he would not get a head coaching job due to his weight. I think he nearly died after the surgery due to a complication. At least the man was trying to do something about his weight.

Mangino just gets pissed and beats up his players.
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Clearly neither worked too well...
 
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#11
beavbullvol said:
Who looks(ed) worse on the sideline?

Who wins a foot race?

Who wins a donut eating contest (we can enter Fulmer as write-in challenger)?
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1. Mangino
2. I'm pretty sure the heart attack would win in either case.
3. Mangino could stuff 3-4 dozen donuts just under his neck fat.
 
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VolsSportsFan said:
Tennessee would beat both Notre Dame and Kansas.

And Kiffin is in way better shape.

That's all I got.
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Look, after I saw Tuberville to UGA, I thought it was open season for ridiculous threads. I'll check with you next time!

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#17
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beavbullvol said:
Who looks(ed) worse on the sideline?
Weis, at least mangino had some facial hair to cover his up.
Who wins a foot race?
Mangino. Weis is coming back from a bad leg injury a year ago. Maybe another year before he's back to pre-injury speed.
Who wins a donut eating contest (we can enter Fulmer as write-in challenger)?
Weis probably gets the better quality donuts but still finds a way to lose
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I say Fulmer sweeps the whole category if included though.
 
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Even Mangina's fat has fat. When he wears that Kansas Parka on the sidelines he reminds of the girl from Willy Wonka who turned into a Blueberry. Squeeze that guy and he might crap a Phillip Fulmer. Weis looks like fat sack of brown water, he ate Terrence Cody! He and Mangina had a donut eating contest, Mangina won because he can consume them through IV since his blood type is a mixture of custard an jelly!
 
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