What happened to John Kerry?

[gsvol]

 

[milohimself]

Apparently the result of pick-up hockey per Washington Post

 

[MG1968]

Teresa can sling a bottle of ketchup and Lurch isn't quite as fast as he used to be.

 

[WesternKyVol]

Apparently the result of pick-up hockey per Washington Post

Yeah, he got it in the pickup hockey game after drinking too much beer watching NASCAR highlights. This was before the hunting trip he was about to leave on.

 

[BigPapaVol]

Zhenzhis Khan got him.

 

[golfballs]

the honey badger got him

 

[dreVol]

heavy is the head on which obama rests his testicles

 

[golfballs]

heavy is the head on which obama rests his testicles

I'd be shocked if he had a pair

 

[dreVol]

I'd be shocked if he had a pair

michelle's testicles, then?

 

[BeecherVol]

Swift boat violence gone wild.

 

[orangestorm]

First rule about fight Club, do not talk about Fight Club.

 

[gsvol]

Apparently the result of pick-up hockey per Washington Post

Did Pravda on the Potomac say if Teresa had to go to the penalty box?

michelle's testicles, then?

Lol.

 

[volinbham]

Zhenzhis Khan got him.

That pronunciation always bugged me; let alone he was broadly equated soldiers to him.

 

[volinbham]

4th Purple Heart on the way :ninja:

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Maybe Senator Kerry's constituents finally found out what he has been doing in Washington.

 

[WA_Vol]

Update: John Kerry’s hockey accident — so bad he had to wear shades! - The Reliable Source - The Washington Post

 

[gsvol]

Does anyone still read the compost?

President gives Sen. John Kerry another black eye - BostonHerald.com

Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown introduced legislation last year to ban members of Congress and their staff from trading stock based on non-public information. Brown championed the cause after watching author Peter Schweizer discuss his book on the subject called "Throw Them All Out" on "60 Minutes."

Schweizer’s analysis focused on members of Congress whose stock market profits correlated with legislative matters under their consideration. One of the politicians cited in the book for apparent "insider trading" was Bay State Sen. John Kerry, who has vehemently denied making stock trades based on non-public information.

Kerry, who raised eyebrows when pictures of him surfaced this week with two black eyes reportedly from a hockey injury, demanded a retraction from Schweizer and his publisher Houghton Mifflin Harcourt.

Schweizer rejected the call for a retraction, saying "you can’t retract facts."

Kerry has a long long history of abuse of power from heading a trade delegation to China on behalf of his political supportes in Boston to obtaining a $100 million trade deal with Vietnam for his cousin.

 

[Negateer]

""What happened to John kerry"

His assistant turned out to be a spy, so they waterboarded him.

He's probably a traitor.

 

[gsvol]

If you are saying Kerry is probably a traitor, then drop the 'probably' and I'll agree.

Besides giving false and misleading testimony before congress, Kerry met with the Vietcong in Paris while he was still a commisssioned officer.

For that he should have been dishonorably discharged, if not worse.

Kerry lied to Strom Thruman, (who was strongly anti-drug), telling him the CIA and the Contras were trafficing drugs in Nicaragua, which was the opposite of the truth, the Sandanistas were doing that, as well as terrorizing the people.

Bottom line, hockey game or no, someone did a good job of dotting both his eyes.

To that man I say;

WELL DONE! :salute: