What we should do with these goalposts

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SockeyeVol

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After we beat Georgia, we should caravan their goalposts up I-75 and throw them in the river right next to the victory goalposts used to beat Alabama and Florida. Establish these as an artificial underwater reef and seed them with alligator gar, red snapper, and red and black drum, one species for each foe.

In Year 1, we give glass bottom boat tours of this reef. Thereafter, we harvest fish from the reef and grill 'em at massive, pre-game tailgates before Florida, Bama, and Georgia games.Picture thousands of fans eating alligator (gar) as the FLA team bus drives by.....
 
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After we beat Georgia, we should caravan their goalposts up I-75 and throw them in the river right next to the victory goalposts used to beat Alabama and Florida. Establish these as an artificial underwater reef and seed them with alligator gar, red snapper, and orange roughie.
In Year 1, we give glass bottom boat tours of this sacred reef. Thereafter, we selectively harvest fish from the reef and grill them at massive, pre-game tailgates before Florida, Bama, and Georgia games.

Naw! Have some speed painters on hand to rush the field before anyone figures out what they're doing. And speed paint the posts orange.
 
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After we beat Georgia, we should caravan their goalposts up I-75 and throw them in the river right next to the victory goalposts used to beat Alabama and Florida. Establish these as an artificial underwater reef and seed them with alligator gar, red snapper, and orange roughie.

In Year 1, we give glass bottom boat tours of this sacred reef. Thereafter, we harvest fish from the reef and grill 'em at massive, pre-game tailgates before Florida, Bama, and Georgia games.

BS!! You should spend your time on something more useful.
 
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So if Tennessee storms Georgia's field, does that mean that Georgia will get fined by the SEC?
I do not see UGA security turning the blind eye and letting fans onto the field. I would rate this idea as ill-advised. You might avoid bodily injury and/or non-luxury accommodations at the Clarke County Grey Bar Inn by not going down there. Just remain in your seats and watch the show. I would expect a spectacle of epic proportion featuring rendering of clothes and gnashing of teeth.
 
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After we beat Georgia, we should caravan their goalposts up I-75 and throw them in the river right next to the victory goalposts used to beat Alabama and Florida. Establish these as an artificial underwater reef and seed them with alligator gar, red snapper, and orange roughie.

In Year 1, we give glass bottom boat tours of this sacred reef. Thereafter, we harvest fish from the reef and grill 'em at massive, pre-game tailgates before Florida, Bama, and Georgia games.
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After we beat Georgia, we should caravan their goalposts up I-75 and throw them in the river right next to the victory goalposts used to beat Alabama and Florida. Establish these as an artificial underwater reef and seed them with alligator gar, red snapper, and orange roughie.

In Year 1, we give glass bottom boat tours of this sacred reef. Thereafter, we harvest fish from the reef and grill 'em at massive, pre-game tailgates before Florida, Bama, and Georgia games.

If you were foolhardy enough to rush their field, I would applaud your courage but pity your judgement.
 
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Yeah, they are talking about how we will rush to tear down their hedges if we win.
I’ve got to say the mental picture of one of you damn morans in checkerboard overalls with some hedge trimmers gave me a few laughs. 😂
 
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After we beat Georgia, we should caravan their goalposts up I-75 and throw them in the river right next to the victory goalposts used to beat Alabama and Florida. Establish these as an artificial underwater reef and seed them with alligator gar, red snapper, and red and black drum, one species for each foe.

In Year 1, we give glass bottom boat tours of this reef. Thereafter, we harvest fish from the reef and grill 'em at massive, pre-game tailgates before Florida, Bama, and Georgia games.Picture thousands of fans eating alligator (gar) as the FLA team bus drives by.....
I think we should be past the point of worrying about goal posts and what colors to wear, we've proved our point all year
 
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Throw the goal posts in the part of the river that Georgia is trying to steal
YES! Great move that would be!!! 🤣👍 Create attention to the silly issue! They need to manage their own water better and build more reservoirs instead of trying redraw state line boundary they agreed to move back when…now only to draw (steal) water.
 
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After we beat Georgia, we should caravan their goalposts up I-75 and throw them in the river right next to the victory goalposts used to beat Alabama and Florida. Establish these as an artificial underwater reef and seed them with alligator gar, red snapper, and red and black drum, one species for each foe.

In Year 1, we give glass bottom boat tours of this reef. Thereafter, we harvest fish from the reef and grill 'em at massive, pre-game tailgates before Florida, Bama, and Georgia games.Picture thousands of fans eating alligator (gar) as the FLA team bus drives by.....

There's a river close to their stadium.
 

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