Where is SURREAL?

[BayouVol]

Have you noticed the absence of Surreal lately? Where can he be?

1. Grading summer school papers?

2. Sitting on the porch drinking too many mint juleps?

3. Spending our VolNation dollars sightseeing at the Sistine Chapel in Rome?

 

[LadyinOrange]

I think he's in rehab.


Just kiddin' Sir Eel.

 

[Volstorm]

Doing undercover work for the UTBI against Gallion.

 

[OWB]

I don't know where Surreal is, I can assure you that it's not #2 though..

 

[Vols4life]

Hmmm I wonder where he could be?

 

[OWB]

Originally posted by Vols4life@Jun 16, 2005 12:17 AM
Hmmm I wonder where he could be?

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Well well well, look who's posting again. imp:

 

[Vols4life]

I know it feels great to be back :lol: :laugh1:

 

[surrealvol]

It would be nice if surreal would come out of hiding and post for awhile...oh, my gosh, it's me and I am here! What's up with that?

Hey BV, I think it's nice that you were concerned enough to ask about my whereabouts. Thanks! :wavey:

 

[BayouVol]

Originally posted by surrealvol@Jun 16, 2005 1:19 AM
It would be nice if surreal would come out of hiding and post for awhile...oh, my gosh, it's me and I am here!  What's up with that?

Hey BV, I think it's nice that you were concerned enough to ask about my whereabouts.  Thanks! :wavey:

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Welcome! Now, I am really surprised that your favorite nephew didn't claim that you were out somewhere taking private lessons from a poolshark to improve your game!

 

[surrealvol]

Yeah, since I haven't played any in over a year and he has practiced every day, I should go down there and play him. At least he would now ALMOST have a tiny, tiny chance to beat me. NOT!

 

[BayouVol]

Originally posted by surrealvol@Jun 18, 2005 12:33 AM
Yeah, since I haven't played any in over a year and he has practiced every day, I should go down there and play him.  At least he would now ALMOST have a tiny, tiny chance to beat me.  NOT!

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Hey plays pool everyday? Hmmm.. he needs to get a real job! :dlol:

 

[OWB]

Originally posted by BayouVol@Jun 18, 2005 10:18 AM
Hey plays pool everyday?  Hmmm.. he needs to get a real job!  :dlol:

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Actually, I haven't played pool in about 2 years. It's cool though, it will just make my victory over Surreal even sweeter.

 

[BayouVol]

Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@Jun 18, 2005 10:53 AM
Actually, I haven't played pool in about 2 years.  It's cool though, it will just make my victory over Surreal even sweeter.

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When's the tournament? I'll bring the popcorn and soda drinks. I bet Freaky will bring the Hot Dogs. LIO can be the moderator!

The panel of judges who will make sure that you follow the rules can be Vols2345, U-T, Milohimself, La.LovesOrange, GAVol, Vols4Life, and so on. How about it gang? A real showdown!

 

[surrealvol]

It would really be a shame to humiliate owb in front of you guys.

He tends to get teary-eyed when I mow him down game after game...starts making excuses...the whole nine yards...but if he's up to it, you guys can come on by and provide a shoulder for him to cry on!!! :rocks: :rocks: :rocks:

 

[Volsguy12]

i wanna be a judge too!

 

[surrealvol]

No problem!

 

[BayouVol]

Originally posted by surrealvol@Jun 18, 2005 9:07 PM
No problem!

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EXCELLENT! VolsGuy, you're in! Now, all we need is for Freaky to reinstate our VolNation $$ and we can place wagers! You guys set the tourny date, deal?

 

[OWB]

Surreal would never show up. He is notorious for making plans and not sticking to them. The stress leading up to the tournament would be enough to break him and make him sick. I wouldn't want to put that kind of pressure on him. He is getting kind of fragile in his old age....

 

[surrealvol]

See, he's already trying to weasel out and place the blame on the man who is making this particular post right here.