OrangeEmpire
The White Debonair
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
**Broiled Missionary: $10.00 ***
** Fried Explorer: $15.00 **
** Grilled Democrat: $20.00 **
** Baked Republican: $100.00 **
*
The cannibal called the waiter over and
asked, 'Why such a price difference for the
Republican?'
The cook replied 'Have you ever tried to
clean one? They're so full of s&^t, it takes
all morning to get them clean enough to cook.'
**Broiled Missionary: $10.00 ***
** Fried Explorer: $15.00 **
** Grilled Democrat: $20.00 **
** Baked Republican: $100.00 **
*
The cannibal called the waiter over and
asked, 'Why such a price difference for the
Republican?'
The cook replied 'Have you ever tried to
clean one? They're so full of s&^t, it takes
all morning to get them clean enough to cook.'
