Who should we want to fire this week?

[U-T]

:hi:

 

[Jasongivm6]

Originally posted by U-T@Nov 18, 2005 7:10 PM
:hi:

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The Grounds Crew Manager. Arian Foster said he slipped on a piece of high grass last week against Memphis. Rick Clausen said he slipped on the same piece of grass against South Carolina. That's what they said in the paper. So, I guess he'd be next. :dunno:

 

[bleedingorange]

Smokey, he lays around asking as boored as 107,000 fans in the stadium :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

 

[Jasongivm6]

Originally posted by bleedingorange@Nov 18, 2005 7:16 PM
Smokey, he lays around asking as boored as 107,000 fans in the stadium :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:

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What?

 

[checkerboard_charly]

what about the guy who hired all these guys.

 

[holdemvol]

Originally posted by Jasongivm6@Nov 18, 2005 7:17 PM
What?

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Yeah, what?

 

[Jasongivm6]

Originally posted by holdemvol@Nov 18, 2005 7:35 PM
Yeah, what?

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I'll bet your "what?" double or nothing. :dance2:

 

[holdemvol]

Originally posted by Jasongivm6@Nov 18, 2005 7:38 PM
I'll bet your "what?" double or nothing.  :dance2:

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Your on, just don't start "asking boored".

 

[Jasongivm6]

Originally posted by holdemvol@Nov 18, 2005 7:44 PM
Your on, just don't start "asking boored".

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Huh? :haha_oh:

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

I had to go with the band director because I don't think we can fire any of the other choices. Smokey is property of the school I beleive. I guess they could take him to the pound but they can't really fire him. The waterboy and ticket takers are volunteers. The grounds crew are probably all mexican specially imported from the nurserys in Warren County and firing them would probably only result in national origin discrimination lawsuits that we cannot afford becasue we give all the schools $ to CPF.

 

[BHAMVOLFAN]

Originally posted by U-T@Nov 18, 2005 7:10 PM
:hi:

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Sad but unfortunately a true statement.

Sometimes I think our fans look like this.... :crazy:

 

[MemphisVol]

Doug Dickie wasn't included, so I had to go with the closest answer: the Ticket Operator.

Nobody has ever done more to build our tradition, much less done it so obviously and purely in the name of his own self-interest, so, if you're going to suspect somebody, go with the proven whore....

 

[IBleedOrange]

i had to go with grounds keeper, he is obviously the guy that keeps us from getting 1st downs because our WR's seem to slip on the patch of grass right before the 1st down marker :crazy:

 

[OWB]

Smokey, he's been sucking it up in the capital one mascot challenge as of late. Off with his head.