Why is Sheryl Crow so horrible?

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wounded mullet

wounded mullet

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First off, let me clear the air. Sheryl Crow is just horrible at what she gets paid to do. No seriously, effin horrible. I wouldn't care less about the recorded sound she spews if it wasn't for the fact that every public place i go to seems to play her songs in a continuous loop.
I go eat lunch at Chili's, guess who's gruff voice is bellowing in the background? You guessed it.

Need to pick up some items at the supermarket, guess who starts whining about "You don't bring me anything but down"?

Need to replace a fitting for my bathroom sink and head to the big orange home improvement place, what is that horrible shrew *****ing about now?

Seriously, it starts feeling like stalking. I know how Lance Armstrong must have felt now. Why does she have free reign on all of the piped in music at businesses and most importantly, how do we stop her?

Thanks for listening..
 
#3
#3
when you advocate the use of only one square of toilet paper, you sound as bad as you smell
 
#6
#6
I know man... Why the hell's her music always gotta come on in public?






'cause all I wanna do is have some fun.




















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#7
#7
saw her at woodstock and she had the nerve to cop an attitude when the crowd asked her to show her *its. what a wet blanket.
 
#9
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wounded mullet said:
First off, let me clear the air. Sheryl Crow is just horrible at what she gets paid to do. No seriously, effin horrible. I wouldn't care less about the recorded sound she spews if it wasn't for the fact that every public place i go to seems to play her songs in a continuous loop.
I go eat lunch at Chili's, guess who's gruff voice is bellowing in the background? You guessed it.

Need to pick up some items at the supermarket, guess who starts whining about "You don't bring me anything but down"?

Need to replace a fitting for my bathroom sink and head to the big orange home improvement place, what is that horrible shrew *****ing about now?

Seriously, it starts feeling like stalking. I know how Lance Armstrong must have felt now. Why does she have free reign on all of the piped in music at businesses and most importantly, how do we stop her?

Thanks for listening..
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her music has the originality of a chilis or applebees, it all sounds the same.
 
#11
#11
I feel comfortable not being able to point out a single Sheryl Crow song.
 
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