Why?

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

wtf?

 

[salutethehill]

Why?

Attention

That's gross.

But I can't look away.

Can you imagine not being able to close your mouth? What does that dude do when he's fishing and encounters a herd of gnats?

 

[YorkVol]

Attention

That's gross.

But I can't look away.

Can you imagine not being able to close your mouth? What does that dude do when he's fishing and encounters a herd of gnats?

How does he drink without spilling it on his shoulders?

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Attention

That's gross.

But I can't look away.

Can you imagine not being able to close your mouth? What does that dude do when he's fishing and encounters a herd of gnats?

:lolabove:

 

[mdrew27]

Oh kids

 

[MphsBlues]

Today's way of saying "I never want a job, a girlfriend, wife, kids or anything remotely tied to human endearment or prosperity.'

 

[salutethehill]

Today's way of saying "I never want a job, a girlfriend, wife, kids or anything remotely tied to human endearment or prosperity.'

But it's the Top 1%'s fault.

 

[MphsBlues]

But it's the Top 1%'s fault.

Can't think of a percentage I'd rather be in..

 

[VolsSportsFan]

Doesn't his mouth get dry?

 

[CubsFanTN]

Must cut flossing time in half.

 

[FLVOL_79]

Psychology degree major.

 

[Tennakey]

Thought it was a tattoo?

 

[BenGrimm]

How does he drink without spilling it on his shoulders?

Drinking would be easier than you think. Chewing food on the other hand....

 

[Cyclopskiller]

I never, I mean I don't.. Huh?

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

Should start a pool on life expectancy. Over/under 10 years.

 

[Rocky-Top 10EC]

I know he does not dip Skoal

 

[508mikey]

Today's way of saying "I never want a job, a girlfriend, wife, kids or anything remotely tied to human endearment or prosperity.'

Well a carnival side show might hire him

 

[volinbham]

Probably gets all bent out of shape if you look at him too..

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

It would be a total shock if this guy lives another 20 years.

 

[Coug]

He's a professional baby sitter.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

He's a professional baby sitter.

What kind of parents do you know that would let this guy watch their kids?

 

[MphsBlues]

He'd better not ever find himself the subject of a police interview. They'll see right through him..

 

[Crew]

...I must be getting old.

 

[Burhead]

Didn't Leonidas fight him at Thermopylae?

 

[BenGrimm]

Didn't Leonidas fight him at Thermopylae?

Only in the Hollywood version.