I might get hammered for this, but there is one team that could pull off Barry Bonds. The Boston Red Sox. They are going to need to replace Big Papi and they are about the only team that could handle the media onslaught that would ensue. No other team in contention could handle Bonds. The Pirates could take him just to get butts in the seats, but he would be a HUGE liability in left or even if they tried him at first.
Beautiful. I was about to say if I were the owner of a team that had lagging attendance I might pick him up to bolster those numbers.
I like how you think.