Will Christians Riot over the Chocolate Jesus?

[Tenn_Vol_Authority]

It could only happen in New York... or Boston... or California that some artist would come out and so boldly disrespect a Christian icon.

I can expect Christians to have the streets running with blood and riots across the globe as Christians express their outrage over this act... just like the peace-loving Muslims did when those cartoons came out about 2 years ago.


Oh, wait... Christians don't do that kind of stuff. :ermm:

 

[MG1968]

chocolate jesus...

peanut butter mohammed...

 

[JZVOL]

I'm a Christian and could care less. Although it would be weird eating that.

 

[vader]

Chocolate Jesus?

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Link to article:

washingtonpost.com

 

[BigPapaVol]

I'm a Christian and could care less. Although it would be weird eating that.

confusing. how much less could you actually care?

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Better than the communion crackers/wafers. I see nothing wrong with it. In fact, it may have the conseqence of causing people to think about Jesus, God and similar topics who might not have otherwise thought about them.

 

[Lexvol]

Transubstantiation anyone?

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Better then making a Mohammed out of pork.

 

[volinbham]

There's a good Tom Waits song called Chocolate Jesus.

 

[Lexvol]

Heywood Banks has a song called "Big Butter Jesus" about that Jesus statue outside Dayton OH.

YouTube - Big Butter Jesus by Heywood Banks

 

[volinbham]

Heywood Banks has a song called "Big Butter Jesus" about that Jesus statue outside Dayton OH.

Heywood Banks, hmmmmm.

Is he related to Heywood Jablomi?

 

[Lexvol]

Heywood Banks, hmmmmm.

Is he related to Heywood Jablomi?

Great comedian. Just follow the link and have a listen. Right up your alley Vbham, and the answer is no.

 

[utvolpj]

Better then making a Mohammed out of pork.

A bacon Mohammed? Sounds like a marketing goldmine!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I have been picketing, good thing I have my laptop to post on VN!

 

[Lexvol]

I have been picketing, good thing I have my laptop!

OE, have you ever heard the Big Butter Jesus song?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air
looks like he’s carved out of butter,
just like at the state fair.
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Well you see him from the chest up
like he’s about to do a back flip,
like he scored a touchdown
or maybe melting or about to drown.
Well I’ve been to the state fair
seen a cow made out of corn cobs
Garth Brooks made of string cheese
and the virgin out of olives.
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Shipped in pieces on a flatbed
staring backwards was his big head
Driver stuck in traffic backups
desperately avoiding eye contact
Well don’t make no graven images.
That’s one of the 10 commandments
I hope the grading curve is kindly
You get to heaven with a 90
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus,
Oh spread the word.


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[VolunteerHillbilly]

I remember a tune called Jesus Rides a UFO back in the day.

 

[volinbham]

Great comedian. Just follow the link and have a listen. Right up your alley Vbham, and the answer is no.

I'll check him out

 

[The Dude]

I'll check him out

Don't f*** with the Jesus.

 

[volinbham]

Don't f*** with the Jesus.

What's this day of rest Bull Sh#t?


There's also a great Mojo Nixon song called "Are you drinkin' with me Jesus"

"...I know you can walk on the water
but can you walk on this much beer?"

 

[vader]

I have been picketing, good thing I have my laptop to post on VN!

Why are you picketing?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Why are you picketing?

Psssstttt......I'm not......

:shhh:

 

[therealUT]

Better than the communion crackers/wafers.

Apparently you are another one of those who take everything in the Bible literally except transubstantiation. Good for you...:crazy:

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Apparently you are another one of those who take everything in the Bible literally except transubstantiation. Good for you...:crazy:

Be nice!

"symbolism", "memorialism", "transignification", "pneumatic" presence or "spiritual feeding"