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Some funny stuff here written by the one time leader of the free world.

How did this guy become POTUS?

Bush diary secrets - Salon.com



“If a chimichanga isn’t deep fried then it’s JUST A BURRITO"

" But the president seemed particularly distressed when writing about the size of the White House hamburgers. “A hamburger the size of my palm ain’t a real hamburger,” complained the president, “It’s a breakfast patty!!!” On the following pages he scrawled ‘WHERE’S THE BEEF?” over 300 times."


" The president also describes occasional disagreements with his advisors. On June 22nd, 2007, Mr. Bush wrote of his frustration with Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld who, during an emergency meeting in the Situation Room, disagreed with Mr. Bush’s assertion that Ikea, the popular ready-to-assemble furniture store, was a country in Australia.*"

" Mr. Bush writes that Condoleeza Rice talked him out of creating a national holiday to honor Cody Abramson, the inventor of the Slip-’n-Slide.""
 
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Gramps said:
Some funny stuff here written by the one time leader of the free world.

How did this guy become POTUS?

Bush diary secrets - Salon.com



“If a chimichanga isn’t deep fried then it’s JUST A BURRITO"

" But the president seemed particularly distressed when writing about the size of the White House hamburgers. “A hamburger the size of my palm ain’t a real hamburger,” complained the president, “It’s a breakfast patty!!!” On the following pages he scrawled ‘WHERE’S THE BEEF?” over 300 times."


" The president also describes occasional disagreements with his advisors. On June 22nd, 2007, Mr. Bush wrote of his frustration with Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld who, during an emergency meeting in the Situation Room, disagreed with Mr. Bush’s assertion that Ikea, the popular ready-to-assemble furniture store, was a country in Australia.*"

" Mr. Bush writes that Condoleeza Rice talked him out of creating a national holiday to honor Cody Abramson, the inventor of the Slip-’n-Slide.""
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Is this for "serial"?
 
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Obama was a community organizer and first-term senator. How did he become president? At least W. had the experience.
 
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We are still wondering how Barry became POTUS as well
 
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Gramps said:
Some funny stuff here written by the one time leader of the free world.

How did this guy become POTUS?

Bush diary secrets - Salon.com



“If a chimichanga isn’t deep fried then it’s JUST A BURRITO"

" But the president seemed particularly distressed when writing about the size of the White House hamburgers. “A hamburger the size of my palm ain’t a real hamburger,” complained the president, “It’s a breakfast patty!!!” On the following pages he scrawled ‘WHERE’S THE BEEF?” over 300 times."


" The president also describes occasional disagreements with his advisors. On June 22nd, 2007, Mr. Bush wrote of his frustration with Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld who, during an emergency meeting in the Situation Room, disagreed with Mr. Bush’s assertion that Ikea, the popular ready-to-assemble furniture store, was a country in Australia.*"

" Mr. Bush writes that Condoleeza Rice talked him out of creating a national holiday to honor Cody Abramson, the inventor of the Slip-’n-Slide.""
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Even if it's satire, I wish I knew a GIF artist to mix W's face over Jack's in the Shining with "All work and no play..." replaced with "Where's the Beef?" And I wish it was true.

Also W nailed 3 out of 4. We need national slip'n slide day.
 
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Weezy said:
Even if it's satire, I wish I knew a GIF artist to mix W's face over Jack's in the Shining with "All work and no play..." replaced with "Where's the Beef?" And I wish it was true.

Also W nailed 3 out of 4. We need national slip'n slide day.
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The perfect Saturday Night Live skit. would be Rummy and W disagreeing about Ikea.
 
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Weezy said:
edit: Satire.
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yes by K. M. Breay.

Here is a link to a piece in 2008 about Biden being interviewed btw Charlie Rose.

Biden On Biden - K.M. Breay - Open Salon


"" Joe Biden: *I ever tell you about the time back in college when I took a dump on the steps of the Alpha Chi Omega house?"""

"" Joe Biden:**You think fat people should be able to vote?*

Charlie Rose:*I'm sorry--

Joe Biden:*Fat people. Should they be able to vote?*

Charlie Rose:*I--

Joe Biden: *Or dumb people. We should put together a little IQ test for voters.
Over 90 step into the ballot booth. Under 90 go home.

Hell, I should be careful. If we had a dumb test in November Barack would lose by 15 points.

Honest to God truth? I'd be kinda relieved if we lost. John would make a better president anyway. He really would.


Charlie, can you believe Barack asked me why we're not spending more time campaigning in Canada? I'm not ****ting you. He thought it was a state. Canada.*A state.*Can you believe it?

This guy wants to be commander-in-chief and he thinks we should be sending campaign flyers to igloos in the Northwest Territories! I told John and he laughed his ass off. Said they'd be putting together a 30 second ad called "Igloo."*
 
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