'You ain't no real fan'...

[Ducreux]

I think we may be reaching the 'you ain't no real fan' part of the season so why not get ahead of the curve and define what is a real fan....it might be difficult to put info a clear, concise proclamation so another way to do it is to develop a list of traits or conditions, each with a numerical value....IE:

Attended 5 points
Graduated 10
Season Tickets 2 points for every year had
Stand the entire game, every game 2
Have a UT hat from bookstore 2
Have a UT hat from Walmart 1
Have a UT related tat -10
etc....

Then determine levels of 'fandom'...IE

200 points “The Fan'
150-199 Gold Club
and so on...

 

[VolFan4Life87]

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Not a real fan, IMO.







































J/K

 

[james_govols]

Have a mullet and UT wife beater: 30 points

 

[oregonvol]

Here's a definition of a "real fan" for you: Still comes to a messageboard to praise/criticize/argue about a team that hasn't had a winning season since 2009.

 

[VolFan4Life87]

Here's a definition of a "real fan" for you: Still comes to a messageboard to praise/criticize/argue about a team that hasn't had a winning season since 2009.

Could also be a bammer troll. Generally agree though. When we start winning again and there are a buncha people signing up to VN, we will be the real fans :dance2:

 

[Vol-in-Atlanta]

Own a dog named Butch = 10 points
mother-in-law you refer to as Kiffy or Double D = 10 point
Throw things from your car window at Bama bandwagon jumpers = 30 points

 

[Govol111]

If you stand all game, every game, screw you

 

[oregonvol]

Could also be a bammer troll. Generally agree though. When we start winning again and there are a buncha people signing up to VN, we will be the real fans :dance2:

Well, to be honest, if you're taking the time to troll the fans of a rival who has been this awful for this long, then you are a real fan of your own side, as well as rather deranged.

 

[GAVol]

Real fans = Anybody that says they're a fan.
Annoying fans = Those trying to tell others how big a fan they are.

 

[TD10EYEC]

Make wife sing rocky top while doing.... And yes , she does add the woooooooh!! + 250

 

[vol66]

Screaming at the television, "Where are the linebackers?!!" 10 pts.

Screaming at the television, "Tinyyyyyyyyyyyyy, no!" 10 pts.

 

[GAVol]

Make wife sing rocky top while doing.... And yes , she does add the woooooooh!! + 250

-300 if you're not in the same room

 

[1982Alum]

Family rents a skybox----100 points

 

[james_govols]

-300 if you're not in the same room

+50 if she sings falsetto.

 

[CountVolcula]

Staying a fan since 2008= +10,000 points

 

[FootVolintheFall]

+100 for ticks and chiggers

 

[1982Alum]

Make wife sing rocky top while doing.... And yes , she does add the woooooooh!! + 250

How many points for sloppy seconds to your friends afterwards?

 

[Cyclopskiller]

How many points eye get for buttchugging Jack Daniels?

 

[JuggernaUT_VOL]

If you stand all game, every game, screw you

 

[G8rh8r]

Your kid knows orange is your favorite color without asking and they are less than three years old. + 50

 

[FootVolintheFall]

How many points eye get for buttchugging Jack Daniels?

None, it has to be:

 

[OrangeInKy]

Taking it upon yourself to recruit via twitter= real fan

 

[volsdeepinva]

Adopted a dog in 2011 and named it Dooley. Got rid of dog after 2012.

 

[Govol111]

It's people like that as to why you shouldn't stand. People behind you may not be so nimble. You just look like an ass really. 24/7 standing should be left to the student section . Besides, football really isn't a standing sport. Stand during big plays, big turnovers, etc. but do you really need to stand on first and 10 from your own 30?

 

[Cyclopskiller]

None, it has to be:

DagNabbit!!!