'You ain't no real fan'...

#51
#51
Donkey punch every Bammer you see -50 pts
Still wear your UT gear proudly the last 5 years
And tell other fans to pound sand-50 pts
 
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#54
#54
You're a guy and rub orange lipstick on your lips before each game: -38839938839 points
 
#55
#55
Ducreux said:
I think we may be reaching the 'you ain't no real fan' part of the season so why not get ahead of the curve and define what is a real fan....it might be difficult to put info a clear, concise proclamation so another way to do it is to develop a list of traits or conditions, each with a numerical value....IE:

Attended 5 points
Graduated 10
Season Tickets 2 points for every year had
Stand the entire game, every game 2
Have a UT hat from bookstore 2
Have a UT hat from Walmart 1
Have a UT related tat -10
etc....

Then determine levels of 'fandom'...IE

200 points “The Fan'
150-199 Gold Club
and so on...
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Why do you have to exclude say a farmer in Tennessee that never had a chance to go to a game or go to school.....your post is BS!!!!!
 
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#59
#59
You stand and make noise and cheer when Tennessee is on defense. No point in doing it on offense unless you're cheering after a big play or a key first down.

Let the offense get their audibles in without a bunch of noise.

As for the opposing team... cause all the false starts and forced time outs you can!
 
#62
#62
Being a fan in Bama when we haven't had any success in six years - 100 points.

Nega or Posi or Realist, if youre still around after all this time, you're a true fan. Doesn't matter if you graduated UT or have a rich daddy with box seats or sit your butt on the couch to watch the Vols, you're a real fan.
 
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#63
#63
JuggernaUT_VOL said:
If I paid my money and want to stand I'll stand and cheer. People who aren't so nimble may enjoy sporting events in the comfort of their living room a bit more.

Anyways I'm nice enough to let the old man behind me have my seat and i'll take his if he's in the shape of my example of how you were acting.
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Great to know you paid to be a view obstructing eyesore farquad.
 
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#64
#64
Alright guys take a good look around here and remember which of us have been on here during the down years, because, like someone else pointed out, as soon as we start winning there's gonna be an influx of new people.
 
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#65
#65
Govol111 said:
Great to know you paid to be a view obstructing eyesore farquad.
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Its called getting a better view. If you cant see, stand up or watch it in your living room where you can sit the ENTIRE game...or donate more $$ for better seats. I bet you get upset when we yell too. (on defense)
 
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#69
#69
Vol-in-Atlanta said:
Own a dog named Butch = 10 points
mother-in-law you refer to as Kiffy or Double D = 10 point
Throw things from your car window at Bama bandwagon jumpers = 30 points
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Changed dog's name from Dooley to Butch = 15 points..
Threw dog named Lane off a bridge = 1, 000 points.
 
#71
#71
Godfatha said:
Being a fan in Bama when we haven't had any success in six years - 100 points.

Nega or Posi or Realist, if youre still around after all this time, you're a true fan. Doesn't matter if you graduated UT or have a rich daddy with box seats or sit your butt on the couch to watch the Vols, you're a real fan.
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well said
 
#72
#72
Put TN Helmet magnets on your brand new 50K truck and Power T stickers on your back window and you live in South Carolina running the risk of it getting keyed...50,000 points
 
#73
#73
volyall said:
If you're kidding, bad joke. If you're telling the truth, I hope and pray your dog found a better home and please don't "adopt" again.
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Lighten up Francis. If this makes you want to kick light bulbs you may be a fan.
 
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